[JD10367]

Apparently you are some fly-by-night bullshit scam healthcare company. You keep calling my cellphone with a recording. I call the number back to rip someone a new asshole and it gives me the "not in service" recording.

Let me be clear about this: I do not want your healthcare scam. I do not want your phone calls. What I do want is for you to die a painfully slow and horrible death. I want a flaming AIDS tree covered in antifreeze to crash down onto your building and impale everyone who is responsible for this. As you lay dying, I want your wife to roll by in your car, laughing at you as she's getting f**ked by the neighbor. I want your kids to be in the backseat yellling "I hate you!" at your dying form. I want your dog to wander up and, instead of licking your dying face, pee on it. Your last breath should be taken with pee-burning eyes as you hear the sound of your wife getting reamed, your kids laughing, and your dog barking as it runs away. F**k off and die, and stop bothering people with your scamming f**king recorded phone calls. I'm going to be in Florida in April and, I swear, if I can find out where your f**king building is I'm coming by and Molotov cocktailing your ass. You f**king f**kstick. If there's a Hell, I hope you burn in it for eternity.