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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut
i won't do narry **** kills based on the fact their all horrible
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You were given the chance to redeem yourself and you blew it. The correct answer would have been:
Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good
Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich
Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes
So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions.
You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom.
When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more.
Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option.
What's your strategy?