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Old 12-25-2017, 05:27 PM   #67
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins View Post
My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.

Pics or it didn’t happen.
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