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I've been a fan since 1963, watched SBI with my buddies and dad while my mom fried 6 dozen tacos, couldn't get to KC the night of SBIV, so this one is our time.
I know I'm just a mean old man, but is it wrong to hope that:
A) Chris Jones to hit Brady in the 1st quarter so hard that his cup explodes and he's unable to perform his marital duties with Gisele for 6-8 months?
B) Somehow the Hoddie's hoodie gets infested with head lice?
C) Ben Niemann, playing in a mop-up role, smashes Gronk so often Tide Pods feature blood removal in their next commercial?
D) Hill, Kelce, and Watkins torch the opposing secondary enough they become spokesmen for BIC lighters?
E) Aunt Jemima names their new pancake mix after our O-line?
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