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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
i'm not laughing
it's our destiny to destroy your human-trafficking, cocaine-snorting, pot-smoking, raping, murdering, cheating organization
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It's ****ing football you lunatic. A sport. A game. A fun, competitive game in which, apparently, you have far too much mental and emotional energy invested.
The Chiefs winning the SB will not change your life. You won't be able to retire, or get the girl, or anything else. You will have a singular wonderful sporting experience, but JFC get a grip on the significance of it all.