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Originally Posted by gblowfish
100 jews in Atlanta? That may be against the law in Georgia.
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This reminds me of an old joke:
Guy's on a plane to Dallas, sitting next to a gorgeous blonde. They strike up a conversation. "Why are you going to Dallas?" he asks.
"For a convention," she replies, "of the Young Nymphomaniacs Association of America."
The guy is a bit stunned by this, but presses on. "So, why do you hold your convention in Dallas?" he asks.
"According to our research, cowboys and Jews make the best lovers. And there are a great many representatives of both groups in Dallas," she replies.
"I see," he says.
"By the way, I'm Suzi," the girl says. "What's your name?"
"Hopalong Weinberg."