Let's see how much time I can waste today!
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (Sells stolen--er--used cars in the off-season.)
MLB: Chief Priority (Not so lean tackling machine.)
DT: The Fly, 58forever (The Offsides Outlaws.)
DE: gaz (Hasn't complained yet.); Mark Kilgore (End wasn't tight enough.)
RCB: htismaque (Faster than a speeding bullet...but not as accurate.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Will dance better than Deion.)
SS: WisChief (Likes to hit stuff.)
FS: Iowanian (Is heavily armed...and perhaps medicated.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Is the owner...can do whatever the hell he wants.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (Rode the short bus.)
Special Teams Coach: Otter (Remember: You must have someone to cover
all of the opponents players...i.e. the flyer.)
Cheerleaders: Trixy, Katt, Starr and the other whores--er--I mean athletic supporters--er--I mean Fan Support Specialists from the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch, Warrensbug, MO
PR Man: RCG Chief (Will tell the public what we want them to hear, rather than the truth...Bob Gretz Jr.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Also uses aroma therapy.
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Youngin': raiderhader (Will get to play when he finishes puberty.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (With KCs recent problems, not a bad idea.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Be sure to include the attendance in that day's program. Packfan will use this publication for his main source of info.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Hee keeeps us hear ideeuts n lin.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us.)
Deaf, dumb and blind kid: Packfan
[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-20-2000).]