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The new, new roster.
Team owner: Mi_chief_fan (Will charge $10 to participate in practice.)
GM: Bwana (Is busy trying to get his wardrobe under the salary cap.)
Coach: Denzel Washington (Miles for everyone.)
Offense:
QB: Mark M (Got the job by winning the Sears trophy and Super Bowl...on his PLayStation. At least he's won a playoff game.)
FB: Bob Dole (Large and in charge).
HB: Luz (averages 4 ypc...for his three carries a season. Kimble Anders Jr.)
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 60 yard and then ride the bench...Greg Hill Jr.).
HB: Lumpoc Brave (Named starter in minicamp but will never see action...Mike Cloud Jr.)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (Tres Hombres)
OT: Titus; Wolfman ("Burnt" Ends.)
OG: Russ (Has a knack for getting in the way); bishop (Needed a spot on the team...plus we needed to fill out the roster.)
Center/Halftime Entertainment: Cameron Diaz
TE: dawsonpa (Has the tightest end in the league.); Logical (Will make sense in this position.)
PK: Dartgod (Lin Eliott Jr...)
I would like to thank everyone for not taking my snide comments too seriously.
All roster positions will be finalized by Bwana (assuming he gets his shopping done) and Mi (power hungry son-of-a . . . . ).
MM
~~Has spent too much time on this...
[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-20-2000).]
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