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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15
Two things:
Van Horn is a shithole.
I kinda felt bad beating on Simple Jack, I mean Bertrum.
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I beat on that microcephalic mother****er like it was my job.
I spent an hour earlier today looking for a perfect beaver pelt. I drowned trying to fetch one in water that was too deep, shot one through the ass and ruined the pelt, got bitten by two diamondbacks. God, hunting can be frustrating as hell.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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