[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Dinny Bossa Nova

Fellow Springberger here. I need to get to Osceola and cop some cheese anyhow.

I'm serious.

This offer stands for anyone who needs a helper on a bbq squad. I would love to be a part of the team.

My guitars travel well, but I can't stand up or walk for extended periods of time. Other than that, I am good.\

Dinny

I would like to be on a team, steal all your good ideas, eat your ribs and then never call again.

I'll look/sound like I know what I'm doing (I'm ****ing awesome at that) but really, I'm just going to be as parasitic as possible. My request would be that we do burnt ends because I really need to figure out why half my attempts are restaurant quality and the other half are...edible.

So if anyone would like to provide a few hundred bucks in brisket points, your own equipment and far more expertise than I intend to lend, I will gladly pay 1/6th of the entry fee and be a part of your team. Maybe. I might prefer just freeloading outright; you're already splitting the fee 5 ways, that's cheap enough.