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Originally Posted by Bearcat
Many?
Like... six?
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Yeah, but would you want to be a fan on the bulletin boards of any of those other teams?
Steelers: "Wave those hand towels, boys! Wave them! Ohhhh, look at all of our towels waving! This is amaaaazing!"
Patriots: "Brady's throwing a pass." "Who caught it?" "I dunno. Maybe Brady?" "I don't think it's Brady. Didn't he throw it?" "I don't know. Look down. What number is on our cheap Chinese replica jerseys?"
49ers: "Why didn't we go for it on fourth down?" "There was a big pile of human excrement near the ball and no one wanted to fall in it."
Cowboys: "Okay, let's decide once and for all with a poll. Whose wife has the biggest hair?"
Packers: "Guy, guys. Does everyone have a plastic rendering of cheese on their heads? The game's about to start."
Giants: (Wait, the Giants have won four Super Bowls? The GIANTS?)