[Hammock Parties]

PART FOUR! (GOLD)

bfett81:ohhhhhhhhhhh
bfett81:so this IS interesting
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:did you not read my profile?
bfett81:dear diary
bfett81:today i learned lauren is actually KIND OF COOL
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:or wait..you may have not looked at it since i updated all that
bfett81:and has a real personality
bfett81:mood: excited!
bfett81:maybe not
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:hey now be nice
bfett81:sorry
bfett81:i don't mean to be mean
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I'm kind of cool because I'm sarcastic?
bfett81:totally
bfett81:you don't think it's a redeeming personality quirk?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't know
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:The last guy I dated made a comment on our first date...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i was trying so hard no to say anything because after all it was our first date didn't want to appear rude
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but anyways he was telling this story and saying his brother-in-law blah blah whatever he said and then he was like yeah he's my brother-in-law he's married to my sister
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oooohhh had to bite the tongue so hard on that one
bfett81:lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and i was about to say something but he caught what he said and said something first
bfett81:
bfett81:that's great
bfett81:most guys
bfett81:at least IMO
bfett81:probably wouldn't get offended over that
bfett81:at least if you're not dating niles crane or something
bfett81:or an english butler from the 18th century
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i tend to throw out jokes about myself own stupdity as well
bfett81:....
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't know, I know you think I'm a red head and not a blonde..
bfett81:tee hee
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but there was one time I was on a date...and I had to tell him how to go...he was directionally challenged...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but anyways i knew the street we needed to turn on and i was staring at the one way sign thinking wait we can't turn down that way it's the next street and then i realized it was the right street after we passed it and told him i was sorry just having a blonde moment
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:that one might be harder to understand...
bfett81:lol
bfett81:well, I'm technically blonde too, so I guess I get it
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no i mean you had to be there type deals to actually get it
bfett81:i mean, i've seen blonder girls
bfett81:but first impression
bfett81:was not blonde
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm dirty blonde
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:darks with the lights
bfett81:wow, that was like, a huge burst of spontaneous conversation from lauren...lol
bfett81:let me recover
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah yeah
bfett81:lol i won't give you too much crap over it, sorry
bfett81:but it was fun :-)
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:good
bfett81:i don't see anything about sarcasm here
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:sorry
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:entire conversations cannot be based on sarcasm
bfett81:no, on your profile
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i didn't say anything about sacarsm that's not what i was referring to
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i meant that i'm only quiet in the beginning
bfett81:ahhhh
bfett81:i am going to take
bfett81:the commonly confused words test
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok have fun
bfett81:i better kick it's ass because otherwise
bfett81:i would look very dumb
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:especially if
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what was my score?
bfett81:advanced
bfett81:if i lose out to you
bfett81:i will be upset
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok i couldn't remember what the word was
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:why? can't take being beaten by a girl?
bfett81:because I'M WAY SMARTER!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ahuh
bfett81:oh these questions
bfett81:either a or b
bfett81:lame lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah it was an easy test not gonna lie
bfett81:my publisher
bfett81:cannot properly use
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and it actually drives me crazy when some of those words are misused
bfett81:you're your and you are interchangeably
bfett81:not to mention
bfett81:there their and they're
bfett81:he drives me batty
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:it would me too
bfett81:what's worse is AP style rules
bfett81:oooh, punctuation
bfett81: =-O
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what about punctuation?
bfett81:the test
bfett81:i was all
bfett81:YEAH! PUNCTUATION!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i don't remember
bfett81:high five!
bfett81:navel/naval lol
bfett81:navel travel makes me sick to my stomach!
bfett81:sounds kinky
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ew
bfett81:OH
bfett81:I feel smart
bfett81:check my result
bfett81:ego boosted
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:good i'm glad you feel smart
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what was your result?
bfett81:go check
bfett81:it shows at the bottom of myprofile
bfett81:it's a
bfett81:surprise!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh goodness
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
bfett81:say it
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:say what?
bfett81:english...
bfett81:sorry, im dumb lol
bfett81:genius!
bfett81:woo
bfett81:well done, me
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:daily affirmation
bfett81:im good enough
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well that's good because i don't like those that can't use english properly
bfett81:im smart enough
bfett81:and gosh darn it
bfett81:im an english genius
bfett81:i need to get that
bfett81:on a certificate
bfett81:this is to certify
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
bfett81:that clay
bfett81:is an
bfett81:ENGLISH GENIUS
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I have some welcome certificates you can write on it welcome to the world of genius
bfett81:and it would have a little button on the frame
bfett81:that played a fanfare
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh wow you're crazy
bfett81:pretty much
bfett81:maybe like
bfett81:a neon frame
bfett81:that might be too garish, though
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:so not just a litlte tacky but a lot
bfett81:no, you're right
bfett81:maybe just stick with a chestnut
bfett81:and some nice glass
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:sounds better
bfett81:ill take the button off
bfett81:and hire
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i'm all about the class
bfett81:a full brass section
bfett81:to stand guard
bfett81:then when someone walks by
bfett81:they can play
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yes that will be MUCH cheaper than a button
bfett81:they'll be nattily attired in fine tuxedos
bfett81:not rentals, neither
bfett81:take heart, though
bfett81:you beat me on beginner
bfett81:i got 93 percent, you got 100
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:great
bfett81:ENGLISH GENIUS*
bfett81:*was beaten on beginner level
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:see it's just a fluke
bfett81:in very, very fine print
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i think i need to head to bed
bfett81:permission granted
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:have a nice night/day tomorrow
bfett81:see you around, lauren
bfett81: :-)
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:all righty
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:night