1. Does a spoon full of sugar really help the medicine go down?
2. Does your chewing gum loose its flavor when on the bed post over night?
3. Does a woodchuck chuck wood?
4. How do they fit all those clowns into that tiny car?
5. Why did / does God want men to hack off their foreskins? He did put them there after all...
6. Was the "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke EVER funny?
7. What do you call a male ladybug?
8. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
9. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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