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Old 03-22-2015, 05:09 PM   #1614
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Ok kids, heres is the next great sci-fi/horror/character study of a movie... Underneath The Skin... it stars Scarlett Johannsen as an alien on earth to soak up humans as whatever you imagine them being soaked up for.



For our souls, for our blood and organs?... you decide.



But seriously, this is one of the most artistic and well acted and original alien movies I've ever watched, period/EMPHATIC.



Such a beautiful, well done piece of cinema... for a very rough outline, think 2001 for the other dimensional visuals, and Let Me In for the somber mood and tone... just for starters, that's seriously just a very rough outline.



Those of you that enjoy kegs paranormal thread, you'll no doubt love this.



Whats even better is that you get Scarlett in full on nude scenes with lingering, loving shots... back AND front... this movie is the real deal, beautiful and haunting.


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Yeah? well theres just one more reason for me to not give a single hefty shit about American audience reviews... if Colonel Action isn't loudly defeating Agent Doom, American audiences by and large don't give a rip.



Americans are dumbed down, yes I said it.



Any American critic that didn't find something good about this movie should go to their garage, shut the door, and turn their car on until they die... because they have simply become inured to good movies that lack 'splosions.



RedBox reviewers are a bunch of drooling morons that wouldn't know good storytelling if it came up and kicked them in their shriveled dongs... omg, what a bunch of idiot Americans.


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I'm on a kick about a fantastic piece of film, maybe went overboard a bit, its nothing personal.. but seriously, anyone that wasn't entertained by this movie isn't imaginative enough for me to care what they think.

You have seriously oversold this movie.

Not bad by any means. ScarJo is very good (better than I thought capable, honestly), and it's a gorgeous film, but it's painfully "arty". It's a thinker, and there's no doubt why it never got a wide theatrical release - it's just not very accessible for most audiences.
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