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Old 01-18-2022, 08:52 AM   #373
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So I constructed an entertaining "conspiracy" for the NFC...this would be an awesome exercise in witnessing the NFL self-destruct....****ing snake eating itself.

#1. Rams lose in OT to SF at home...and in the process loses the #2 seed...which gets parlayed to tongue-kisser playing the #7 seed. Yay... another cakewalk win for a QB who's entire reputation is built on scenarios like this..

#2 SF goes to Dallas..and the Cowboys get hit with a record amount of flags...**** you Jerry say the string pullers. Mess with us...we'll humiliate you. Until Skeletor fully commits to the dark side...he aint winning shit.

#3. Cardinals break a 35 year old NFL record of offensive futility in generating -3 yards of offense in the 1st quarter....quite the transition from being a 10-2 juggernaut a few weeks ago. Stunning turn of events....STUNNING I tell you.

#4. Bucs are beat up...giving Terrific Tom an alibi...which the witch has already signed off on. He cant devour all of the available child souls...every year. The $4 billion Rams and their SB or bust /Stafford investment continues....who saw this unlikely miracle happening?

#5 SF goes to GB and knocks Rodgers out of the post-season...payback for being non-compliant with the DOD/NFL's vaccine psyop....dirty unvaxxer. Cant have him in front of a billion people spreading "Misinformation"....dude should have done what his master race demanded....they dont like being told no. Can you believe this dummy...not sacrificing his freedom of personal choice for a ratings bump...for a corporation willing the throw him under the bus for not doing so...so selfish. MF killed my grandma...

#6. Rams get compensated the home game they sacrificed to SF...with a NFCCG against the very team that cost said home game. Riveting divisional rematch that nobody cares about. Rams not only win the NFCCG at home...they get play in their $4 billion Satanic temple two weeks later....think of the children...wait..I mean seat licenses....same thing.

#7 SB 666 has the lowest rating since the last time they tried this shit....and NFL fans are already salivating for another year....football season cant get here soon enough.
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