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Originally Posted by Otter
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue – ChiefsPlanet Threads
Starting Distance – IP Address Dependent
Cave Johnson
Main Weapon – MG42 AIDS thread infecting machine gun Backup Weapon – All the time in the world
Prep Time - 3 Minutes Special Factors – Combatant has absolutely zero self-awareness, self-respect, or the ability to observe a situation beyond its own perception and virtually unlimited ammo while harboring great vindictiveness
ChiefsPlanet Threads
Main Weapon – Neg Rep, Thumbs Down, & Insults from bystanders Backup Weapon – none
Prep Time - 2 seconds Special Factor – A MOD may have been drinking or had a bad day and stumbles into thread.
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That’s pretty good.
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“Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”
Joseph Stalin
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