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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch
Sorry Billay. Time heals all wounds. Losing a pet is awful. Will you get a new one?
No they’re not. Has a pet ever bought you a gift, made you a meal, picked you up at the airport, or healed you when you’re sick, or given you a BJ? (You don’t have to answer the last question, folks)
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Not going to argue pets vs. people, but has a pet ever talked about you behind your back, stolen from you, slept with your wife, or told lies about you to get others to dislike you?