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Originally Posted by Detoxing
Not related, but i've been kicking the shit out of my wife lately in my sleep.
It kinda just started happening over the last few weeks. Intense dreams that end with me swinging in my sleep. For example:
I was riding a bicycle and a snake was chasing me. It caught up to me so i tried kicking it before it could bite me. This resulted in me mule-kicking my wife.
The other night a homeless dude tried assaulting in my dream. This resulted in me throwing a right hook at my wife, luckily the jerk motion of my arm woke me up before it landed.
A few nights ago i accidentally head butted her in her spine...
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I think Detoxing is trying to establish an alibi.....
