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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Who wouldn't know that? It's America 101.
The ten basic facts of America 101.
1. We won World War II.
2. The Farrah Fawcett red swimsuit poster is the greatest art ever produced in America.
3. If you can't run the ball in on four straight downs from the 1, you don't deserve to win.
4. The pilgrims invented turkey.
5. Road trips are better when you stay off the interstate.
6. The greatest debate in American history is the debate about whether the greatest debate is Lincoln v. Douglas or Mary Ann v. Ginger.
7. Babe Ruth was a pitcher.
8. If you're not sure what to eat, eat barbecue. With tomato-based sauce.
9. The games at carnivals are always ripoffs. But they can be beaten if you've got what it takes.
10. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are the biggest bad****s in American history.
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First of all, this is a great list and just shows why America is the best country. Having said that, I think the great debate (#6) is Lincoln v Douglas because ... the other is no debate. Mary Ann all the way.
And along those lines, the Heather Thomas in a bikini Fall Guy poster could give Farah’s Poster a run for its money. I say that because those are two posters my mom wouldn’t let me put in my room when I was 13.
And #10 needs to add Chesty Puller. Those three are at the top of American bad asses.
On an unrelated noted, I’m surprised nobody at CP has made a joke that Babe was a pitcher because he sure as hell wasnt a catcher.
But I saw this and just thought: ‘Murica! Good job.