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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess
well in fairness it would have ended at 11 PM CST because that's when I'm getting off work and going directly to the bars where all of the hot 21 year olds have their moms with them tonight
I am so revved up I've downed 4 red bulls, 2 more red bulls, and have done about 19 key bumps of cocaine
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Thanks. No, I mean it. You've inspired me. I'm gonna get off my lazy ass tonight and drive around aimlessly. I'm gonna pretend like I'm on the prowl. Hell who knows, maybe I'll stop in at Walmart and find the girls that are wearing glitter and blue high heels. You just know that any girl ruffling through the $5 dvd bargain bin sporting blue high heels at midnight is easy.
Shit...I'll probably get shot down still. I'll likely end up like I normally do on Saturday nights. With a handful of the alternate reality version of my son or daughter had I been a little more douchey to the girl at Walmart.