Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl

[NIUhuskies]

Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

[PaulKuharsky.com]
https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-sa...ick-1836284989

[wazu]

Add all the head coaches you want, you still can't undo that terrible Deshaun Watson decision.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Man I ****in hate the dude but I don't know how he didn't land a HC job.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by wazu

Add all the head coaches you want, you still can't undo that terrible Deshaun Watson decision.

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Cleveland is going to be a problem for the Bengals and Ravens next year.

Originally Posted by staylor26

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

Nah, he's massage oil braised assholes.

[wazu]

Originally Posted by staylor26

The weird thing is that the rest of the team is still good enough to win with Watson.

I mean, Watson has clearly been a disappointment considering the price, but he was playing every bit as good as Flacco was for them before the injury.

Not that they're SB contenders, but they're going to be a thorn in the asses of the Bengals and Ravens, as are the Steelers.

That's the real shame of it. Watson is just this gigantic albatross. I agree Browns will be a tough team to play, but that Watson deal is gonna just keep dragging them down. And the better the rest of the team plays the more glaring it is.

[RealSNR]

Imagine if the Browns had just kept Baker

Still wouldn't beat the Chiefs in the playoffs, but they'd probably outshine the Bills as the plucky media darlings everybody wants to beat the Chiefs due to their pathetic franchise history

[Dunerdr]

I would suck my own dick to win a super bowl but no ones writing that headline.

[Garcia Bronco]

Sounds like a guy that would set him on fire for a political cause.

[Rainbarrel]

I thought McVey replaced him as HC of the Rams