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01-26-2013, 04:56 PM | Topic Starter |
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So my daughter has a new boyfriend
He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs He speaks like 4 languages He is a year and a half older He has been on Missions in Honduras He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college... Should I kill him or let him live... P.S. He does not like AK-47's |
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01-26-2013, 04:56 PM | #2 |
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Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.
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01-26-2013, 04:58 PM | #3 |
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01-26-2013, 05:25 PM | #4 |
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Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?
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01-26-2013, 04:59 PM | #6 |
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Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.
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01-26-2013, 04:59 PM | #7 |
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What on your list concerns you?
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01-26-2013, 05:01 PM | #8 |
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01-26-2013, 05:03 PM | #9 |
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So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date?
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01-26-2013, 05:03 PM | #10 |
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As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters. |
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besides props to his daughter if she's 16.5 and still clinging to her V-card 16 seems to be like the year most girls lose their virginity I'm creepy and always ask the girls I bang when they lost their old v-card and I'm telling you the last 5 or so were all 16. I was 16. 16 is just a good year. |
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01-26-2013, 04:59 PM | #14 |
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I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...
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He speaks 4 languages.
He has been on a mission. He has two jobs and goes to school. What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?
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