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You would think. Maryland has a shitty sex offender site. On the MO site you can find out what crime they were convicted of and quite a few details about the victim they chose - except for personal info of course.
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04-04-2008, 10:27 PM | #2 |
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Wow... when I saw this earlier today I figured it was just a silly little cry for attention. (I also found what MTG was referring to) The OP has got to be one of the dumbest bastards I've ever seen.
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04-04-2008, 09:27 PM | #3 |
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Sex Offense Third Degree?
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04-04-2008, 09:31 PM | #4 |
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I had seen that.
I was joking about Chris Hanson catching him on the Hannah Montana chat....who knew. Last edited by Iowanian; 04-04-2008 at 09:51 PM.. |
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04-04-2008, 09:34 PM | #5 |
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wait, the sex offender thing is real?
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04-04-2008, 09:36 PM | #6 |
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I don't know what you're talking about. But there is a guy that lives in Maryland that has the same name as our shyguyms that has been convicted.
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04-04-2008, 10:26 PM | #7 |
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Doesn't he live with his wife still? That info shows a different addy
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04-04-2008, 10:33 PM | #8 |
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04-04-2008, 10:38 PM | #9 |
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There is a lesson to be learned here. If you ever have a reason to treasure your anonymity, be VERY careful on what you say, fill out on a form, e-mail, click on, or do on the internet.
If you fail to do that, then try to live a boring ordinary life. If you ignore rules #1 and #2, then at the very least do not enrage a huge online community.
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this thread is epic
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So in case you all were wondering what Maryland classifies as a 3rd degree sexual offense:
3rd degree sexual offense: Sexual contact without the consent of the victim, along with an aggravating factor, like causing or putting in fear of serious physical injury or disfigurement, suffocating, kidnapping, etc. Sexual contact is intentionally touching genitalia, the anus or other intimate area. It includes penetration by a part of the body except the penis or mouth. Also includes sexual contact with mentally disabled victim, victim under age 14 and perpetrator 4 years older, a sexual act with victim 14 or 15 and perpetrator 21, vaginal intercourse with victim 14 or 15 and perpetrator 21.
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I guess the lesson in all this is: Don't **** around and piss off the planet.
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04-04-2008, 09:44 PM | #13 |
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Come back, Marty. Do you seriously have 3 daughters? Are you even allowed around them?
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04-04-2008, 09:47 PM | #14 |
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Well this thread took a strange turn. I'm guessing we never see this guy again.
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The latest revelations might explain why the dude claimed to have an attorney on speed dial....probably does.
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