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Ask the DC forum for advice |
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12 | 30.00% |
Buy gold |
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10 | 25.00% |
Call in a drone strike |
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5 | 12.50% |
Call 911 or the news or somebody |
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2 | 5.00% |
Cover the dungeon access hatch with a rug |
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6 | 15.00% |
Delete my search history |
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5 | 12.50% |
Offer them candy |
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6 | 15.00% |
Play really loud and annoying music to drive them away |
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3 | 7.50% |
Position the .50 cal and ammo belts |
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9 | 22.50% |
Post my concern on nextdoor.com |
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9 | 22.50% |
Practice my blissful breathing exercises |
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1 | 2.50% |
Run out the back door |
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2 | 5.00% |
See if they’re offering candy |
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11 | 27.50% |
Send my pitbull out after quickly acquiring a pitbull |
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3 | 7.50% |
Send my wife out to investigate |
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9 | 22.50% |
Serpentine! |
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8 | 20.00% |
The opposite of whatever the Branch Davidians did |
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6 | 15.00% |
Turn on all of the radio frequency jamming systems |
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4 | 10.00% |
Something else, you fool! I’ll explain below. |
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2 | 5.00% |
Is it white, or is it pearl? That means different things in unmarked vans. |
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5 | 12.50% |
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What's up braj?
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Crave trying to kidnap you to Belize
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Live free or die hard
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If I were a police officer and had to check a "free candy" van with a functioning hot tub in the back I'd have to give a little bit of street cred for extra effort.
Double if the hot tub could function while the van's engine wasn't running to attract attention.
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Fan since 1997
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First thing first. Grab a pair of binoculars and peek at the driver's seat.
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Veteran
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Remember, if you adopt a 'shoot first, ask questions later' approach, the questions you will be asking later will be like, "What are the sentencing guidelines for manslaughter, murder, and/or attempted murder?"
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
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It’s the previous owners of the house. Hide your hot tub, they’re obviously there to steal it.
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In Search of a Life
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go up and see who is in it, nothing can go wrong
then post it on nextdoor
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Feeling Victorian
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It's not me. I had my colon scoped today.
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pie is never free
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Forklift Certified
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PM rerun he can walk you through this
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Life is changing..
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Life is changing..
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Life is changing..
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Supporter
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Steal and pawn the wheels and tires and see who gets pissed.
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In Search of a Life
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Give them some Chicken.
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