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The Flopnuts Fatties Thread
I'm going to be an attention whore on this. For those of you who don't know me, I'm a morbidly obese individual. I grew up overweight. Like, as long as I can remember. In the beginning of 2008 a weight loss thread started. I decided for the first time in my life I was going to go see a doctor and try and take off some weight. I was 450lbs.
I learned how incredibly ignorant I was to health, fitness, and food. Over the course of a year and a half or so, I lost 185lbs. I went from someone who had never been able to run a mile in his life, to someone who ran 30-40 miles a week. I have a framed picture of myself completing my first 5k, and it was one of the proudest moments in my life. In August of 2010 my wife and I decided to move to Branson, MO from Seattle, WA. I've lived here before, and wanted to come back. I've never really drank in my life because I come from a long line of alcoholics. I chose a different poison, and always smoked pot. (Yeah, lost 185lbs with the ****ing munchies every day. Go me!) Needless to say, I started drinking when I got down here because the pot was horrible, and eventually stopped running. When I stopped running, I started gaining weight. Today, 2 years later, I weigh approximately 380lbs. I say approximately because frankly, I would have to find a freight scale to weigh myself. Today is the day it all begins again. I thought long and hard about putting myself out there on this board, because it has changed so much since I did this the first time. But it was such a great release for me, and an insane source of positive encouragement, and valuable information that I decided to do it. I also know that all that weight I lost inspired a few others on this board to do it as well. My understanding is that they have all kept that weight off. I'm hoping to replicate those achievements with some current fatties out there. Let's band together! Let's learn, and fight, and be who we want to be, rather than who we are right now. I'm going to post before and after pictures in the next post. My before and after is a little different though. I'm going to post pictures of me at 265, and one of me today. I look forward to posting my after-after picture at the end of the year. I am going to lose 100lbs+ before this year is over. My goal, is to weigh 250lbs by January 1st. That would be the same weight I was at in the 8th grade. Public accountability is a big part of why I was so successful before I think. The idea of putting this up and being the same or worse by year's end is disgusting. I believe it will help me. I will be bumping this thread perhaps on a daily basis. It worked the last time. Who's with me? Who is ready to put in the blood, sweat, and tears necessary to change your life forever? If I'm alone, I'm alone. But I hope some of you will join me in the battle of the bulge. We'll call it "Custard's last stand"! And to anyone who wants to talk shit to me, about me, or whatever, bring it on. It fuels me. GO!!! The Fatties: Starting weight 09/01 (optional) Mr. Floptits Pestilence Mr. Plump Luv Saulbadguy otherstar Bump "Bob" Mojo Dobbs Buck Cabletech94 CJiggles HemiEd MahiMike Setsuna LTL pr capone planetman Bwana Burt The World's finest morphius zonachief jiveturkey Frosty predarat Braincase If you're interested in a Facebook Flopnuts Fatties group, request admission here; http://www.facebook.com/groups/flopnutsfatties/ Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 08-30-2012 at 08:38 AM.. |
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08-24-2012, 10:17 AM | #31 |
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FFS.....I spent the money and bought Insanity. I did two workouts.....and then got busy.
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08-24-2012, 10:17 AM | #32 |
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Have looked at the Atkins diet? I lost over 40 pounds that was 7 years ago. Still haven't put the back on. Good luck.
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08-24-2012, 10:17 AM | #33 |
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Well ****. That's probably my problem right there, I still want to drink and eat shitty food.
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08-24-2012, 10:19 AM | #34 |
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Post that here, not there please.
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08-24-2012, 10:19 AM | #35 | |
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It's definitely an excuse....and one that I've used often. Unfortunately, the difference between you & I is that my kids are all old enough to take care of themselves and not bug me in the hour it would take me to work out....and I still use it. |
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08-24-2012, 10:20 AM | #36 |
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I have. I think I'm going to do juicing for the first 3 months. I've seen people with some ****ing incredible results, and I'm OCD enough that I'll put my mind into it and just not eat.
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08-24-2012, 10:21 AM | #37 |
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To me $3itty food is what we feed to the animals we eat. I'm the best vegan ever. I figure for every 1/2 lb of bacon I eat a day I've consumed like 1,400 vegetables...
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08-24-2012, 10:22 AM | #40 |
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So what day are you going to start this diet?
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08-24-2012, 10:22 AM | #41 |
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This may be considered anathema, but how about dedicating a specific amount of time that one would otherwise spend on ChiefsPlanet to exercise?
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08-24-2012, 10:23 AM | #42 |
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08-24-2012, 10:23 AM | #43 |
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That's alright. I've included you in the list of fatties whether you like it or not!
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08-24-2012, 10:24 AM | #44 |
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Yeah, but can you play NT?
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