Beating the shit out of a co-worker

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You know, I just don't get it. I was raised that if you ****ed something up you better take accountability for it and make sure you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash.

I'm at work, and everything is going great until I stumble upon this ****stain that is completely ****ing off on a project that I'm going to have to fix later on. He was a scrawny little **** so I thought reasoning with him would solve the problem quickly.

No. This little shit obviously doesn't care about working here, and it's just a paycheck too him until he can get the **** out and start stunt doubling in porn on small cock films. Ridiculous. He starts talking shit about different ways to skin a cat and I told the little shit that I was going to skin him if he didn't take his work more seriously.

He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the **** up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his **** up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ****ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a ****ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his job!

Turns out this little pussy went to H/R saying I threatened him! He was pretty nasty in some of the shit that he said to me, and I just responded in kind. He then goes and turns the tables on me portraying me to be some kind of asshole that just wanted to pick on someone half my size. As if it's my fault that God made him an oversized midget, and his father never taught him how to communicate with people in ways that wouldn't get his shit pushed in.

Luckily for me I've been here for years and the folks in H/R know my character. They told him it wasn't a big deal, and there wouldn't be any more problems. Case should be closed. I'd be happy to square it away with him myself, it's not like I was going to cave his skull in or anything. It was just the heat of the moment. I was looking forward to speaking with him last night to try and bury the hatchet but it turns out the little pussy just up and quit when H/R told him they weren't going to fire me! Wow. What are you going to do...

[Otter]

Originally Posted by griZZly64

A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.

I agree with the bolded part. The walking off the job is a good indicator what he's most likely going to try next. Prolly not at you but the company.

[Psyko Tek]

this small cock stun t double ?
what does it pay?
and can I get extra money for premature ejaculation?

I ma have found a new part time job


well at 3 minutes a shot

[Setsuna]

Originally Posted by The Ultimate Warrior

sae what?

Clever. Yet simple.

[Valiant]

Hey at least he quit and will be getting no unemployment..

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Valiant

Hey at least he quit and will be getting no unemployment..

Hey I'm glad you can see the future and know what's going to happen! Good for you

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I haven't read the whole thread... but I once woke up a weekend employee who had passed out on the break room table and escorted him out and collected his keys. That's as close to kicking a co-workers ass as I've come.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

ARE YOU CALLING ME SCARED? WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN AFTER THIS THREAD IS OVER! COME AT ME BRO!

i'll see you at the bash, punk!

[burt]

Originally Posted by stevieray

i'll see you at the bash, punk!

BLOOD WILL SPILL IN THE STREETS!!!!....

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by burt

BLOOD WILL SPILL IN THE STREETS!!!!....

Don't let them knock over and spill the Jagger fighting.

[brorth]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Flopnuts once pulled over by the side of the road and beat me for gas money.

Alright fellas heres how it works:
$1 to look at it
$2 to touch it
$3 to watch me touch it
$5 to touch it while im touching my toes
$6 to touch it while i touch your toes
$10 for a bj
$12 for an hj
$15 for a zj
What's a ZJ ?
HA if you have to ask big man, you cant afford it.

[bricks]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You know, I just don't get it. I was raised that if you ****ed something up you better take accountability for it and make sure you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash.

I'm at work, and everything is going great until I stumble upon this ****stain that is completely ****ing off on a project that I'm going to have to fix later on. He was a scrawny little **** so I thought reasoning with him would solve the problem quickly.

No. This little shit obviously doesn't care about working here, and it's just a paycheck too him until he can get the **** out and start stunt doubling in porn on small cock films. Ridiculous. He starts talking shit about different ways to skin a cat and I told the little shit that I was going to skin him if he didn't take his work more seriously.

He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the **** up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his **** up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ****ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a ****ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his job!

Turns out this little pussy went to H/R saying I threatened him! He was pretty nasty in some of the shit that he said to me, and I just responded in kind. He then goes and turns the tables on me portraying me to be some kind of asshole that just wanted to pick on someone half my size. As if it's my fault that God made him an oversized midget, and his father never taught him how to communicate with people in ways that wouldn't get his shit pushed in.

Luckily for me I've been here for years and the folks in H/R know my character. They told him it wasn't a big deal, and there wouldn't be any more problems. Case should be closed. I'd be happy to square it away with him myself, it's not like I was going to cave his skull in or anything. It was just the heat of the moment. I was looking forward to speaking with him last night to try and bury the hatchet but it turns out the little pussy just up and quit when H/R told him they weren't going to fire me! Wow. What are you going to do...

Dude, I'm sorry but I'm kinda skeptical.

You said you weren't going to cave his skull in or anything but yet you wanted to meet him outside in the parking lot? What were your intentions? Was it to reason with him in the parking lot? Eh, I don't know.

When people want to meet outside after work I interpret that as taking problems to another level to the point where they need to be resolved with physical confrontation.

I mean, why else would a person say that? Because obviously they want to keep physical confrontations away from work so they can protect themselves that way.

Now, I'm not accusing you of being a liar or anything. Don't take me the wrong way. It sounds like you had something in mind. I don't know what it is? and I'm not going to assume anything either. But, nonetheless, both you and your co-worker are to blame. You are both verbally assaulting each other. It sounds like your work doesn't want to take accountability on this situation. To me, that's a shame.

*Im sure you learned out of this situation though? Be careful what you say to people in the workforce. You almost got yourself in trouble. Good luck to you in the future.

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by bricks

Dude, I'm sorry but I'm kinda skeptical.

You said you weren't going to cave his skull in or anything but yet you wanted to meet him outside in the parking lot? What were your intentions? Was it to reason with him in the parking lot? Eh, I don't know.

When people want to meet outside after work I interpret that as taking problems to another level to the point where they need to be resolved with physical confrontation.

I mean, why else would a person say that? Because obviously they want to keep physical confrontations away from work so they can protect themselves that way.

Now, I'm not accusing you of being a liar or anything. Don't take me the wrong way. It sounds like you had something in mind. I don't know what it is? and I'm not going to assume anything either. But, nonetheless, both you and your co-worker are to blame. You are both verbally assaulting each other. It sounds like your work doesn't want to take accountability on this situation. To me, that's a shame.

*Im sure you learned out of this situation though? Be careful what you say to people in the workforce. You almost got yourself in trouble. Good luck to you in the future.

[Extra Point]

Thank you, Darth Vader. I was tired of Luke's side of the story.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by bricks

Dude, I'm sorry but I'm kinda skeptical.

You said you weren't going to cave his skull in or anything but yet you wanted to meet him outside in the parking lot? What were your intentions? Was it to reason with him in the parking lot? Eh, I don't know.

When people want to meet outside after work I interpret that as taking problems to another level to the point where they need to be resolved with physical confrontation.

I mean, why else would a person say that? Because obviously they want to keep physical confrontations away from work so they can protect themselves that way.

Now, I'm not accusing you of being a liar or anything. Don't take me the wrong way. It sounds like you had something in mind. I don't know what it is? and I'm not going to assume anything either. But, nonetheless, both you and your co-worker are to blame. You are both verbally assaulting each other. It sounds like your work doesn't want to take accountability on this situation. To me, that's a shame.

*Im sure you learned out of this situation though? Be careful what you say to people in the workforce. You almost got yourself in trouble. Good luck to you in the future.

I appreciate your input. Maybe I should look into some anger management classes. I'm a lover. Not a fighter. Do you know anyone I could see for some therapy?

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by bricks

Dude, I'm sorry but I'm kinda skeptical.

You said you weren't going to cave his skull in or anything but yet you wanted to meet him outside in the parking lot? What were your intentions? Was it to reason with him in the parking lot? Eh, I don't know.

When people want to meet outside after work I interpret that as taking problems to another level to the point where they need to be resolved with physical confrontation.

I mean, why else would a person say that? Because obviously they want to keep physical confrontations away from work so they can protect themselves that way.

Now, I'm not accusing you of being a liar or anything. Don't take me the wrong way. It sounds like you had something in mind. I don't know what it is? and I'm not going to assume anything either. But, nonetheless, both you and your co-worker are to blame. You are both verbally assaulting each other. It sounds like your work doesn't want to take accountability on this situation. To me, that's a shame.

*Im sure you learned out of this situation though? Be careful what you say to people in the workforce. You almost got yourself in trouble. Good luck to you in the future.