***Official U.S. Open Thread*** - Page 20

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-15-2006, 05:00 AM

Here's a head start on the thread of the most grueling test of golf in the world. Winged Foot is a beast, it could be like watching

thrown amongst a pack of coyotes and pent-up Kansas wheat farmers.

One more thought--If I ever build a golf course, I think I should name it Clubbed Foot.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:07 PM

I can't fucking believe this shit.

Miles · 06-18-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I can't believe Ogilvy chipped in on 17. What a lucky friggin shot.

It was just a damn good shot rather than lucky.

Big Dick Jones · 06-18-2006, 05:08 PM

Phil hit 2 fairways all day. Count em, two. He's lucky to be in it this long.

tk13 · 06-18-2006, 05:09 PM

Now that was a heck of a finish. Ogilvy was solid all weekend. Gonna win at +5, haha, that's crazy. I guess hitting fairways and putts still wins it at the Open.

**Bowser** · 06-18-2006, 05:10 PM

Chokelson.

CHENZ A! · 06-18-2006, 05:11 PM

Welcome back the Phil of old. Did you see Ogilvy's wife mugging for the camera after Phil's sand shot.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Miles

It was just a damn good shot rather than lucky.

He was against the fringe, he couldn't have hoped to have done any better than 3 feet and it curled it.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:14 PM

Phil's caddie may be his best friend, but he needs to find someone on the bag who can actually tell him to bag the fucking driver and pitch out when he's against it. How do you not hit 3 wood/3 iron on 18 when all you need is par???

**Bowser** · 06-18-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Phil's caddie may be his best friend, but he needs to find someone on the bag who can actually tell him to bag the fucking driver and pitch out when he's against it. How do you not hit 3 wood/3 iron on 18 when all you need is par???

Maybe Phil's caddie needs to find a player who won't go against his good advice in favor of dumbass ideas?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Chokelson.

Worse than anything Greg Norman ever did...plays the last 3 holes 3 over par....kept going back to that driver when he knew....HE KNEW he couldn't hit a fairway with it to save his life. Norman lost to fluke shit like Bob Tway and Larry Mize, Mickelson just pissed away another US Open.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Maybe Phil's caddie needs to find a player who won't go against his good advice in favor of dumbass ideas?

So much for all that Open preparation. Dave Pelz and Rick Smith should kick his ass for that shit.

**DaKCMan AP** · 06-18-2006, 05:21 PM

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'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-18-2006, 05:27 PM

I feel dirty after watching that 18th hole, like I've just watched people get skinned alive.

Eleazar · 06-18-2006, 06:00 PM

Damnit. I was so tired from playing this morning I fell asleep and missed the whole last hour. I would have liked to see that meltdown.

**Reaper16** · 06-18-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Damnit. I was so tired from playing this morning I fell asleep and missed the whole last hour.

In summation: Nobody knew how to perform the heimlich.

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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	I feel dirty after watching that 18th hole, like I've just watched people get skinned alive. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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