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When you realize Barney the dinosaur has more game than you will ever have.
The actor who starred as the cuddly T-Rex host of Nineties children's TV show Barney and Friends is now working as a Los Angeles tantric therapist, it has been revealed. Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality." "Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder. She added that she had sexual intercourse with Joyner during their third session, and described the experience as a "spiritual awakening". http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2018/0...rsial-tantric/ |
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for some reason this smilie seems appropriate
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Strange. How would this not be prostitution?
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I should’ve been charging when I was giving “awakenings”
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Imagine the kind of tail Elmo could be swimming in?
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