A Funny Thread About Chiefsplanet on Patsfans.com Forum

[rico]

So the Pats fans from the patsfans.com forum have a somewhat lengthy thread about their observations of Chiefsplanet and it is funny as hell reading how they perceive CP. It is a thread titled, "Some Light ChiefsPlanet Reading for this Fine Monday Morning" and it consists 8 pages of them generally discuss how mortified they are by us inbred Midwesterners.

https://www.patsfans.com/new-england...rning.1145743/


I've probably spent 10X as much time reading forums of other teams this year, for a lot of what I have come across has actually been funny/entertaining for me to read compared to previous years. I don't know if it's the Mahomes excitement or what, but other forums have been more pleasant for me to read than usual. Stuff like reading the Bears forum melting down when Mahomes burst on the scene and Trubisky was struggling because they were upset that they selected Trubisky instead of Mahomes in the 2017 draft. Seeing the same Alexsexuals that infested our board, infesting the Extreme Skins Redskins forum and thinking to myself, "holy shit...this is for real. There literally is a cult following for Alex Smith who follow him from team to team and obsess over and make Alexcuses for him on forums of whatever team he currently plays for. I still can't believe these people exist." I mean, part of me during the entire Alex era thought those Alexsexuals were all trolls who were simply just trolling us the entire time...like they couldn't possibly be for real. Holy shit they are real...they are very, very real... and it's funny watching another fanbase get stuck with them and be forced to interact with them. Reading the exchanges between our very own Sandy Vagina (as Sandy Monk) on Extreme Skins going on his strange Alex-obsessive rants and proceed to talk to these guys on that forum about how his posting (and survival) on CP during the Alex era basically made him the equivalent of a Holocaust survivor due to all of the extreme abuse he endured here...that was inadvertent comedy gold. I've visited the Mange a few times to see if they have finally started giving us some ****ing respect or if they are at least, shook up about what appears to be a promising long term future for the Chiefs...most of them are still the same old hatin' Donk fans, in denial.


And now this... a discussion about our very own planet...ChiefsPlanet being discussed and observed by a bunch of smug and prissy Bostonians as if we are some sort of display at a zoo. Some pretty funny stuff.


A couple observations:


- To start, Billay has become a running joke there and it is funny as hell to me. Some of them are genuinely creeped out by him. They know him as his current username, "Titty Meat" and it is hilarious to them that there is a Chiefs fan who they assume is an inbred Midwesterner that goes by the self-applied name of "Titty Meat" and acts like, well Billay...a poster that I personally think is funny as hell and don't think CP would quite be the place it is without him. Also, wasn't "Titty Meat" a name that a mod gave him and/or changed his name to as a joke? It's funny that when they read his posts, they probably imagine some fat hill-rod with a mullet and a jackolantern mouth sporting a cutoff shirt and a dirty hat, with a big dip oozing out of his mouth with his butt crack bursting out for the entire world to see... and he is screaming, "**** you piece of shit trash ass mother ****er I hope you get blown up at the next Boston Marathon. **** Boston **** The Patriots and **** New England fans!" That's our Billay!!! He is a hot topic there!!!


- They don't find some of the humor/inside jokes here to be funny and basically think we are a group of crazy, roadkill eating, armadillo ****ers. It's like a culture shock for them to read the musings of what they consider to be the smelly armpit of the country. Comments like:


"What is hot molten lava cum?!?!?"

"Fans like that -- no matter whom they root for -- creep me the hell out."

"Pretty sure that guy is inbred."

"A thread started by 'Titty Meat.' Chiefs Planet appears to be comprised of 14 year old kids."

"I've noticed that ChiefsPlanet posters are much more unhinged compared to the average NFL fanbase, and also more openly bigoted. The Philly forum is up there as well."

"That Chiefs forum reeks of backed up trailer park septic tanks and meth."

"On the whole, I've found kc fans to be a chill down to earth bunch irl." (HE SEEMS NICE).

"I thought this idiot was a 15 y/o pimple face punk but look at his stats. Member since 2002 and closing in on 200,000 posts. Must be lonely out there in the midwest!" (2 pages in and they are already hatin' on Clay! )

"Chiefs fans deserve no success. Their fanbase is one of the most vile groups I've ever seen right up there with the Iggles, Jest, and Donkeys." (Well, at least they acknowledge that Donk fans are generally vile, but it sucks to be lumped together with them).

"The whole western side of Missouri is inbred. I was at that 2014 massacre at arrowhead, those fans are absolute scum." (I was at that game as well with hometeam and mac459...we encountered a few Pats fans there and were mutually respectful to each other. Everyone we were around seemed to be the same way. I didn't witness one instance of Chiefs fans being dicks to any of them. Shenanigans must have been taking place wherever we weren't at. Either that, or this priss couldn't take the noise!)

"Other than a funny picture thread their #1 off-topic discussion is 9/11 conspiracy theories. If you want to dig around an online armpit that's a hell of every unfair stereotypes about white people made 100% true and given dial-up internet, then ChiefsPlanet is your buffet."

"It really is impressive how many light years beyond the other NFL boards this one is."

(Regarding the last two quotes...first one is 100% untrue. CP has plenty of interesting topics consisting of posts written by some of the most intelligent and witty posters I've ever encountered on any forum. After reading some of their threads the past few days, they all seem to have this "understanding" amongst each other that they are the "smartest" and "most superior" fanbase...and I don't understand how they have come to that conclusion. They aren't a dumb bunch by any means and it is interesting to read the opinions/takes of the Pats by these guys who don't have their hater-glasses on since every other fan of every other team in the NFL hates them...I mean, these guys know their Pats stuff...beyond Brady, Bellichik and Gronk and it's weird to read actual Patriots discussion that includes every one of their players and aren't littered with the stereotypical "**** Brady/**** Bellichik/etc." stuff that you read everywhere else...they know their team, for sure, but from what I've read, these fans don't stick out as being smarter or intellectually superior to any other team's forum that I've come across, especially CP. Ok, so they don't casually state that they want someone to die in an AIDS fire or drink antifreeze...however, none of their takes are by any means groundbreaking. Just an average, very ordinary, kind of arrogant, somewhat prissy group of fans of a winning team who have decent takes on topics, but nothing to write home about. They seem to have an inabiity to grasp humor that is rooted in any sort of intentional absurdity...the intentional absurdity that is a driving force here. They aren't as bad as those Redskins fans on Extreme Skins, though... holy shit, those guys are ban-happy to any user that makes an attempt at not be a boring robot. Most of the Alexsexuals are already banned from that forum! )


Anyways, I'll post a few more of my favorite quotes from that thread. It's funny to read other forums discuss CP... CP is a pretty unhinged group.

[rico]

Some love...

SeaPat: Used to live there. They're great hardcore football fans who show up for their team win or lose.

[rico]

fourhour: I've had some down time the last few days where I've sat for hours in front of the computer. (TV puts me to sleep!) I've spent a lot of that time reading a shytload of their threads on that forum. Some seem to be written by junior high school girls. Funny stuff over there.

IceIceBrady: This is like a Greatest Hits of all the moronic, sad posts about the Patriots over roughly the last 20 years. Such a pathetic bunch of losers with their drumbeat of “The Patriots dynasty will collapse tomorrow!” and the really satisfying silver lining of “next time!” The Chiefs fans have now entered into the intense anger/fear territory of knowing you have a great team but having your dreams haunted nightly by the idea of having to play Brady in a big game. It always hits a fever pitch when a fan base actually realizes what they’re going up against and are in danger of being added to that long, long list of teams whose collection of talent was thrown to the waste side by a better team.

MahoHiyajo: Chiefs Planet is playing 5D chess while PatsFans.com is playing checkers.


A Defiant Goose: We used to have a cesspool of content here too, just like ChiefsPlanet. Then we got rid of the political forum

Condon84: Chiefsplanet seems very laxed. Maybe the mods over there have a sense of humor. I recall when Jets Insider used to be up and i was a member and got banned after some light trolling.

[rico]

PatriotMissile:

That fan base as a whole? Bitterness and angriness warps perception I guess.

After hundreds of insults the two that stuck out the most besides the “aids” comment was

1. The Chiefs outscored the Pats 31-9 in the second half. Kind of delusional. Can’t count to 16 I guess.

2. “Can’t wait to see Brady playing in the cold weather of January throwing it 50+ times.”
Laughable and evidently they stop watching football in November and December in those parts

[KCUnited]

That's literally some bulletin board material right there.

[WhawhaWhat]

Isn't Boston known for being filled with a bunch of racist assholes? And the Red Sox being the last MLB team to integrate with black people? And several stories being written about how even today black players don't want to play there because of the people in that city?

They should be the last people to talk about KC or western Missouri being filled with toothless yokels.

[rico]

AND WE HAVE A CP VS. PATSFANS FIGHT!!! I was wondering if Clay would hit em' up!!!

GoChiefs: Yeah we like to talk dirty on the internet.

You threw a beer on one of our players.

Actions speak louder than words, scum.

Get ready for another dose of molten hot lava spunk from Mt. Arrowhead in January jerkoffs, because this time you will be our Pompeii bitches.


ChrisR223: Talk to me when you can get past the genius that is Mike Tomlin in the playoffs. First

One-Be-Lo: I love how Pats fans are supposedly so arrogant because of this run of success, yet every year the new hot team's fans get like this .. Imagine if they actually accomplish something of merit.. Wow

Have fun kid, you've got a great young QB and some dynamic players, but your D is still garbage.

Redstorm: Chiefsplanet is an unusual forum. I don't know when it started

A more reasonable Chiefs forum is Arrowhead Pride. Chiefsplanet is a site with its own set of rules and culture.


GoChiefs: You played our D without Eric Berry, Justin Houston and literal scabs lining up to cover Gronk in crunch time.

By the time January gets here it's going to be a different story.

I doubt your crew of ancient white men even makes it through the regular season to be honest. Brady's arthritis looks awful.

You will be limping into the playoffs while our young bucks are ****ing full steam ahead.

Elijah: Try to be more subtle on your next account.

GoChiefs: Blow me. Dump another beer on one of our players, scum.

You'll all get your comeuppance this January. Arrogant pricks.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by rico

Chiefsplanet is a site with its own set of rules and culture.

[Prison Bitch]

WOW they call others "bigots"?


Boston is one of the most notoriously racist cities in America historically. Their own athletes hate playing there because of it. And it's not a secret.

[gblowfish]

I've always thought Arrowhead Pride was just company propaganda. Yeah, CP can have some pretty rough stuff, but it's also extremely entertaining, informative and occasionally makes me spray my coffee through my nose.

Those Chowdah Heads can lick me where I Faaaaart....

[Beef Supreme]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

I've always thought Arrowhead Pride was just company propaganda. Yeah, CP can have some pretty rough stuff, but it's also extremely entertaining, informative and occasionally makes me spray my coffee through my nose.

Those Chowdah Heads can lick me where I Faaaaart....

There is no r in faht.

[carcosa]

What do they think of my diarrhea thread?

[rico]

Originally Posted by carcosa

What do they think of my diarrhea thread?

I don’t think they are bright enough to pick up on...the symbolism!!!

[rico]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

I've always thought Arrowhead Pride was just company propaganda. Yeah, CP can have some pretty rough stuff, but it's also extremely entertaining, informative and occasionally makes me spray my coffee through my nose.

Those Chowdah Heads can lick me where I Faaaaart....

Yeah, the comment that annoyed me probably more than anything was the one about Arrowhead Pride being a superior forum/site. Not even freaking close. I don’t even read that anymore. I prefer Arrowhead Addict over Pride...hands down...and CP still reigns over both.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by rico

AND WE HAVE A CP VS. PATSFANS FIGHT!!! I was wondering if Clay would hit em' up!!!

I normally wouldn't bother but apparently I registered there 11 years ago.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by rico

So the Pats fans from the patsfans.com forum have a somewhat lengthy thread about their observations of Chiefsplanet and it is funny as hell reading how they perceive CP. It is a thread titled, "Some Light ChiefsPlanet Reading for this Fine Monday Morning" and it consists 8 pages of them generally discuss how mortified they are by us inbred Midwesterners.

https://www.patsfans.com/new-england...rning.1145743/


I've probably spent 10X as much time reading forums of other teams this year, for a lot of what I have come across has actually been funny/entertaining for me to read compared to previous years. I don't know if it's the Mahomes excitement or what, but other forums have been more pleasant for me to read than usual. Stuff like reading the Bears forum melting down when Mahomes burst on the scene and Trubisky was struggling because they were upset that they selected Trubisky instead of Mahomes in the 2017 draft. Seeing the same Alexsexuals that infested our board, infesting the Extreme Skins Redskins forum and thinking to myself, "holy shit...this is for real. There literally is a cult following for Alex Smith who follow him from team to team and obsess over and make Alexcuses for him on forums of whatever team he currently plays for. I still can't believe these people exist." I mean, part of me during the entire Alex era thought those Alexsexuals were all trolls who were simply just trolling us the entire time...like they couldn't possibly be for real. Holy shit they are real...they are very, very real... and it's funny watching another fanbase get stuck with them and be forced to interact with them. Reading the exchanges between our very own Sandy Vagina (as Sandy Monk) on Extreme Skins going on his strange Alex-obsessive rants and proceed to talk to these guys on that forum about how his posting (and survival) on CP during the Alex era basically made him the equivalent of a Holocaust survivor due to all of the extreme abuse he endured here...that was inadvertent comedy gold. I've visited the Mange a few times to see if they have finally started giving us some ****ing respect or if they are at least, shook up about what appears to be a promising long term future for the Chiefs...most of them are still the same old hatin' Donk fans, in denial.


And now this... a discussion about our very own planet...ChiefsPlanet being discussed and observed by a bunch of smug and prissy Bostonians as if we are some sort of display at a zoo. Some pretty funny stuff.


A couple observations:


- To start, Billay has become a running joke there and it is funny as hell to me. Some of them are genuinely creeped out by him. They know him as his current username, "Titty Meat" and it is hilarious to them that there is a Chiefs fan who they assume is an inbred Midwesterner that goes by the self-applied name of "Titty Meat" and acts like, well Billay...a poster that I personally think is funny as hell and don't think CP would quite be the place it is without him. Also, wasn't "Titty Meat" a name that a mod gave him and/or changed his name to as a joke? It's funny that when they read his posts, they probably imagine some fat hill-rod with a mullet and a jackolantern mouth sporting a cutoff shirt and a dirty hat, with a big dip oozing out of his mouth with his butt crack bursting out for the entire world to see... and he is screaming, "**** you piece of shit trash ass mother ****er I hope you get blown up at the next Boston Marathon. **** Boston **** The Patriots and **** New England fans!" That's our Billay!!! He is a hot topic there!!!


- They don't find some of the humor/inside jokes here to be funny and basically think we are a group of crazy, roadkill eating, armadillo ****ers. It's like a culture shock for them to read the musings of what they consider to be the smelly armpit of the country. Comments like:


"What is hot molten lava cum?!?!?"

"Fans like that -- no matter whom they root for -- creep me the hell out."

"Pretty sure that guy is inbred."

"A thread started by 'Titty Meat.' Chiefs Planet appears to be comprised of 14 year old kids."

"I've noticed that ChiefsPlanet posters are much more unhinged compared to the average NFL fanbase, and also more openly bigoted. The Philly forum is up there as well."

"That Chiefs forum reeks of backed up trailer park septic tanks and meth."

"On the whole, I've found kc fans to be a chill down to earth bunch irl." (HE SEEMS NICE).

"I thought this idiot was a 15 y/o pimple face punk but look at his stats. Member since 2002 and closing in on 200,000 posts. Must be lonely out there in the midwest!" (2 pages in and they are already hatin' on Clay! )

"Chiefs fans deserve no success. Their fanbase is one of the most vile groups I've ever seen right up there with the Iggles, Jest, and Donkeys." (Well, at least they acknowledge that Donk fans are generally vile, but it sucks to be lumped together with them).

"The whole western side of Missouri is inbred. I was at that 2014 massacre at arrowhead, those fans are absolute scum." (I was at that game as well with hometeam and mac459...we encountered a few Pats fans there and were mutually respectful to each other. Everyone we were around seemed to be the same way. I didn't witness one instance of Chiefs fans being dicks to any of them. Shenanigans must have been taking place wherever we weren't at. Either that, or this priss couldn't take the noise!)

"Other than a funny picture thread their #1 off-topic discussion is 9/11 conspiracy theories. If you want to dig around an online armpit that's a hell of every unfair stereotypes about white people made 100% true and given dial-up internet, then ChiefsPlanet is your buffet."

"It really is impressive how many light years beyond the other NFL boards this one is."

(Regarding the last two quotes...first one is 100% untrue. CP has plenty of interesting topics consisting of posts written by some of the most intelligent and witty posters I've ever encountered on any forum. After reading some of their threads the past few days, they all seem to have this "understanding" amongst each other that they are the "smartest" and "most superior" fanbase...and I don't understand how they have come to that conclusion. They aren't a dumb bunch by any means and it is interesting to read the opinions/takes of the Pats by these guys who don't have their hater-glasses on since every other fan of every other team in the NFL hates them...I mean, these guys know their Pats stuff...beyond Brady, Bellichik and Gronk and it's weird to read actual Patriots discussion that includes every one of their players and aren't littered with the stereotypical "**** Brady/**** Bellichik/etc." stuff that you read everywhere else...they know their team, for sure, but from what I've read, these fans don't stick out as being smarter or intellectually superior to any other team's forum that I've come across, especially CP. Ok, so they don't casually state that they want someone to die in an AIDS fire or drink antifreeze...however, none of their takes are by any means groundbreaking. Just an average, very ordinary, kind of arrogant, somewhat prissy group of fans of a winning team who have decent takes on topics, but nothing to write home about. They seem to have an inabiity to grasp humor that is rooted in any sort of intentional absurdity...the intentional absurdity that is a driving force here. They aren't as bad as those Redskins fans on Extreme Skins, though... holy shit, those guys are ban-happy to any user that makes an attempt at not be a boring robot. Most of the Alexsexuals are already banned from that forum! )


Anyways, I'll post a few more of my favorite quotes from that thread. It's funny to read other forums discuss CP... CP is a pretty unhinged group.

Billay is bad...he's nationwide.