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**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-08-2018, 08:57 AM

I'm not talking about that baked spaghetti bullshit. Real spaghetti. Does it HAVE to be spaghetti to be American spaghetti? Favorite pasta brand? No meat, ground meat, meatballs? Mushrooms? Do you have a favorite jarred sauce?

AssEaterChief · 02-09-2018, 01:24 AM

I doctor up Classico pasta sauce with amazing results. Most of the other sauces I have tried taste really bad stock.

We prefer the Four Cheese and Roasted Garlic blends but I like most of them.

Slow cook garlic and onion into a little olive oil then add ground turkey or beef. (Never have enjoyed sausage in my spaghetti for whatever reason)

Add in some black and cayenne pepper, seasoning salt and a little sea salt.

Rigatoni or spaghetti noodles preferably.

SPchief · 02-09-2018, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

I literally just spit on my monitor

Nickhead · 02-09-2018, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

I literally just spit on my monitor

i am not sure of the thread, but you literally broke the rule, not only that, but today i had a co worker use the word literally, literally 70 times. by the end of the day i wanted to say 'do you know how annoying it is when you use the term 'literally', literally!

**Baby Lee** · 02-09-2018, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

i am not sure of the thread, but you literally broke the rule, not only that, but today i had a co worker use the word literally, literally 70 times. by the end of the day i wanted to say 'do you know how annoying it is when you use the term 'literally', literally!

Meh, people misuse 'literally' so much that they literally changed the dictionary definition.

https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/livin...ion/index.html

Further, in SPC's case, I interpreted it to mean that he meant precisely what he said when he said he spit on his monitor. I mean that is a plausible, if overexuberant, reaction to a humorous post.

saphojunkie · 02-09-2018, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Spaghetti. Or ragu. Or whatever you wanna call it.

Spaghetti (noodle) with ragu (sauce)

**notorious** · 02-09-2018, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Who cares? It's about what it tastes like when served.

The finest filet mignon started off shooting out of a cow's vagina.

Gardens grow best covered in shit.

He will be shocked when he finds out almost every vegetable and grain he eats grew out of soil mixed with steer excrement.

**loochy** · 02-09-2018, 07:18 AM

Ramen

Plus ketchup

= profit

**notorious** · 02-09-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Ramen

Plus ketchup

= profit

I mixed Ramen and Spaghetti sauce together once in a pinch and it turned out pretty good.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-09-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Ramen

Plus ketchup

= profit

Add

= Baked spaghetti

**Nzoner** · 02-09-2018, 08:51 AM

I take small pieces of mild or hot Italian Sausage and cook it together with my ground beef and onion.Once cooked I add Italian tomato paste and sauce and diced tomatoes and mushrooms and let that simmer for a bit.I then add whatever "spaghetti sauce" I have on hand then season with salt,pepper and garlic salt,PLENTY of garlic salt as I can't stand those sweet sauces.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-09-2018, 09:12 AM

Gravy

In58men · 02-09-2018, 10:05 AM

Instead of using panko bread crumbs when baking spaghetti, try goldfish.

**Easy 6** · 02-09-2018, 10:20 AM

Gravy is a word for tomato sauce only used by Italian-Americans, its not used at all in Italy, according to several different articles I read last night

Anyone remember the Sopranos episode where they're in Italy to set up a deal with the Italian mob, and they're meeting in a restaurant with a couple mobsters?

Pauly orders macaroni with 'gravy' and neither the waiter nor the mobsters have a clue what he is talking about? When its finally made clear what he is asking for, one mobster looks at the other, knowing their American cousins arent fluent with Italian, and says... 'and you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit'

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-09-2018, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

Spaghetti (noodle) with ragu (sauce)

Looks like spaghetti (the dish) to me.

KCUnited · 02-09-2018, 11:49 AM

I recently overheard someone on a Food Network show referring to cheese sauce as gravy. Claimed it was a Jersey thing. What's next, bbq sauce? This madness has to stop.

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02-09-2018, 01:24 AM	#136
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02-09-2018, 08:51 AM	#145
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02-09-2018, 10:05 AM	#147
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02-09-2018, 10:20 AM	#148
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3767775	Gravy is a word for tomato sauce only used by Italian-Americans, its not used at all in Italy, according to several different articles I read last night Anyone remember the Sopranos episode where they're in Italy to set up a deal with the Italian mob, and they're meeting in a restaurant with a couple mobsters? Pauly orders macaroni with 'gravy' and neither the waiter nor the mobsters have a clue what he is talking about? When its finally made clear what he is asking for, one mobster looks at the other, knowing their American cousins arent fluent with Italian, and says... 'and you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit'
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02-09-2018, 11:49 AM	#150
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2328244	I recently overheard someone on a Food Network show referring to cheese sauce as gravy. Claimed it was a Jersey thing. What's next, bbq sauce? This madness has to stop.
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