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Old 08-14-2013, 04:22 PM  
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Book on how to increase lottery chances......

So this guy at my work bought this book that claims to help you increase your odds of winning the lottery (LOL). I told him he's a ****ing moron but he just won't listen. He keeps going back to "Well the guy who wrote the book WON 7 JACKPOTS!" I keep saying yes, because he got lucky one time and won a nearly 1 million dollar jackpot, and since then has reinvested a shit ton of that into the ****ing lottery.

Anyway, he bought this ****ing book, which is more like a pamphlet, and all he got out of it was "Play numbers that have never won before, or haven't hit in a long time". I said "......good luck with that, and it won't make a difference because the lottery has no memory". So he found some site that has all the pas winning lottery numbers from 1997 to present, and now is trying to figure out a way to pick something besides those numbers.

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Old 08-14-2013, 08:55 PM   #31
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This happens to me virtually every time I go to QT. The quality of QT has gone to shit since they started selling lottery tickets there several years back.
You should have went into the casino at 81st and Riverside before they built the new building.

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Old 08-14-2013, 09:01 PM   #32
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You should have went into the casino at 81st and Riverside before they built the new building.

Methed out mother ****ers everywhere.
Been there. Was it Creek Nation before? Yeah what a shithole. First time I went there a church group was outside handing out pamphlets and told us we were going to hell if we went inside to play poker. I don't think they stopped a single person from gambling.
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:03 PM   #33
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Been there. Was it Creek Nation before? Yeah what a shithole. First time I went there a church group was outside handing out pamphlets and told us we were going to hell if we went inside to play poker. I don't think they stopped a single person from gambling.
I can't remember what it was called, but I like it a lot better now.


OK casino's still suck overall. Stupid ****ing Ante requirement.
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:24 PM   #34
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Been there. Was it Creek Nation before? Yeah what a shithole. First time I went there a church group was outside handing out pamphlets and told us we were going to hell if we went inside to play poker. I don't think they stopped a single person from gambling.
Gambling will result in going to hell. Playing poker will not.
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:34 PM   #35
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Gambling will result in going to hell. Playing poker will not.
I have rolled over my Helldometer, so it's all good.
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Old 08-15-2013, 05:11 AM   #36
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Had one today. I need a pack ofs smokes, she has ten bucks in three tickets took five minutes. Urge to kill. I'd have paid her the ten bucks to leave.
Donk fan + smoker = no sympathy for you having to wait to buy 'smokes'.
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Old 08-15-2013, 05:32 AM   #37
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Old 10-18-2018, 12:53 PM   #39
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:21 AM   #41
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Old 10-19-2018, 01:11 PM   #43
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I occasionally buy a scratcher, and I have won, but I go into fully expecting NOT to win. My wife wants me to buy a Mega Millions ticket, so I will. Otherwise, I think the lottery is bullshit. It's almost like a tax on the poor. A fool and their money...
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