Tom Brady hates Ketchup

[chinaski]

Somebody one said never trust a man that doesn't drink. Well, I don't trust a man that doesn't like ketchup.

Mahomes, if you are reading this, take note...

Tom Brady has said he wants to play football into his 40s.
That certainly seems possible, with Brady and the Patriots playing some of their best ball in the past decade.

Brady, 39, owes his longevity to his intense preparation, particularly his diet.

Secrets of Brady's diet have been divulged before — he eats a ton of healthy food, he doesn't drink, and avocado ice cream is a treat.

But the extent of Brady's diet was revealed in a profile of Brady and Gisele Bündchen's personal chef, Allen Campbell, from The Boston Globe's Hilary Sargent, and it's shocking how strict it is.

"Eighty percent of what they eat is vegetables," Campbell told Sargent. "[I buy] the freshest vegetables. If it's not organic, I don't use it."

That doesn't include all vegetables, however — Brady's diet is so strict that the quarterback cuts out some of the everyday veggies people eat because they have a negative effect on his body.

"[Tom] doesn't eat nightshades, because they're not anti-inflammatory," Campbell said. "So no tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants. Tomatoes trickle in every now and then, but just maybe once a month. I'm very cautious about tomatoes. They cause inflammation."

Tomatoes maybe once a month, no peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants ever. It doesn't end there. Campbell also said Brady sometimes ate bananas but mostly stayed away from fruit. There's also no coffee, caffeine, or dairy in his diet.

Some aspects of the couple's diet sound good, however. Campbell said for snacks he would make vegetable sushi rolls, fruit rolls, or raw chocolate chip cookies. He said the couple's diet was also very seasonal, meaning in the winter he would make more dishes with red meats and root vegetables, while summer meals were lighter and more salad-based. Campbell also said that when the two travel out of town, he contacts hotel workers to give "the lowdown" on what to make for them.

Still, this is intense preparation from a star who is defining how to extend a career. If Brady is unable to play into his 40s, he can still rest assured he had the perseverance to stick to such a strict diet in hopes of maintaining his body.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tom-...-strict-2017-2

[BostonCheatriots]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

Gisselle is nothing more than a means to an end. She pops the kids out so he can have at it

When your wife makes more than you, it’s time for some soul searching .

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

They DO make organic ketchup. No Corn Syrup.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by BostonCheatriots

When your wife makes more than you, it’s time for some soul searching .

If I can find a woman that makes more than me and will tolerate my bullshit, I will have no qualms about making her my wife.

[Graystoke]

Tom Brady is a dick

[Kman34]

Originally Posted by Graystoke

Tom Brady eats dick

FYP

[BostonCheatriots]

Originally Posted by Haglund's_Spirit

If I can find a woman that makes more than me and will tolerate my bullshit, I will have no qualms about making her my wife.

Yeah we all like that , but too bad that kinda women don’t exist...if a woman makes more than the man she calls the shot ...Everybody knows Gisselle wears the pants in that household, tommy just babysits.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I wonder what kind of power crystals he uses

[DrunkBassGuitar]

A healthy diet: no tomatoes but cookie dough is okay.

Lol

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by BostonCheatriots

Yeah we all like that , but too bad that kinda women don’t exist...if a woman makes more than the man she calls the shot ...Everybody knows Gisselle wears the pants in that household, tommy just babysits.

maybe that's the way they like it?

She does kind of look like a dude :

[alpha_omega]

Ketchup hates Tom Brady.

[CoMoChief]

**** this pos!

Bet he's making out with his kids as we speak.

[CoMoChief]

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

****in bony-ass swamp donkey.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by alpha_omega

Ketchup hates Tom Brady.

I think, at this point, everyone and everything hates Tom Brady. Heard him whining about it after the game, the ****ing pussy.

The whole world hates me too, Tom. But I suck it up. For a lot less $$ than Tom ****ing Brady, too.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

****in bony-ass swamp donkey.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

****in bony-ass swamp donkey.

Scrawny and looks like a man...