Mickey Avalon - "Woke AF"

[rabblerouser]

Jesus Christ. This is why I straight up love the Mick.

Nails it. Every single time.

WARNING : NOT FOR BITCH ASS LITTLE PUSSIES

[tyecopeland]

Mickey and dirt nasty.

Legendary rap duo.

I also wish dyslexic speedreaders had managed to hang on to make some more music.

[RN47]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

And you've never heard "My Dick"?

You've never seen Harold & Kumar/Guantanamo Bay? Don't watch Family Guy? And have never heard of Mickey Avalon?

Are you a Muslim living in a Third World country who just got internet?

No on all of the above.

I'm 38, and find Seth McFarland + anything he's produced to be annoying at best, and insufferable at worst; his voice is like spikes in my brain. Harold and Kumar-- stoner movies? Hahaha! no.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by tyecopeland

Mickey and dirt nasty.

Legendary rap duo.

I also wish dyslexic speedreaders had managed to hang on to make some more music.

I mean, Dirt and Mickey still do shows and singles together, and Beardo comes out with them sometimes, but according to Mickey , Andre Legacy "doesn't want to leave the house, he doesn't do shows anymore."

So, 3 out of the 4 are still down.

Originally Posted by RN47

No on all of the above.

I'm 38, and find Seth McFarland + anything he's produced to be annoying at best, and insufferable at worst; his voice is like spikes in my brain. Harold and Kumar-- stoner movies? Hahaha! no.

Oh, you're one of those "too cool hipster" woke AF douchebags that Mickey wrote the song about?

Glad we don't hang out.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by BWillie

The only thing I know about him is he did the MY DICK rap bit on Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay.

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and Chiefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)

Classic.

Best poat you've ever poated.

DICKS LIKE JESUS.

[RN47]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

Oh, you're one of those "too cool hipster" woke AF douchebags that Mickey wrote the song about?

Glad we don't hang out.

Hipster? Woke? lol, nope. Just about 180° out from that shit. I could make some assumptions about you, too--- I think I struck a nerve.

And you don't want to hang out with me? Damn. I'm going to go home and take all your posters down.

Have the best day ever.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by RN47

Hipster? Woke? lol, nope. Just about 180° out from that shit. I could make some assumptions about you, too--- I think I struck a nerve.

And you don't want to hang out with me? Damn. I'm going to go home and take all your posters down.

Have the best day ever.

Hey, I like to laugh. It's fun.

Meat on the smoker, tunes on the Marantz...could be worse.

You don't have to take my posters down, though. Learn to separate me from the music...

[Huffmeister]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I didn't know him as Mickey Avalon, but I did check out Dave on FX. Decent distraction.

EDIT - Different dude, but leaving this as it's still a decent show.

Kind of a Curb Your Enthusiasm, meets Entourage, meets 8 Mile, for betas. Kind of funny, kind of silly, kind of inspiring. Decent hang.

Looks like Colin Kaepernick.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Huffmeister

Looks like Colin Kaepernick.

Throws like him, too.

[rabblerouser]

This song is even more relevant today than it was a couple months ago...

[Beef Supreme]

Originally Posted by candyman

Great show. Bummer there's only 5 episodes so far.

I couldn't even make it through the first episode. Turned it off about 25 minutes in.

[Sorry]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

Loaded is a "grower", it wasn't as "instantly classic" as the first one, but when I went back to it, it "clicked."



Correct. He is definitely not. Mickey has this undefinable "thing", that charismatc star quality that Lil Dickey does not possess.

God you’re a butt ****ing moron with zero taste. Your music taste is horrid. Like room temp bud light hanging from your ugly girlfriends chin nasty

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Sorry

God you’re a butt ****ing moron with zero taste. Your music taste is horrid. Like room temp bud light hanging from your ugly girlfriends chin nasty

That's hilarious, considering that you are the Woke AF male asseater that the song is about...too bad you missed the disclaimer saying this song is NOT for bitch ass little pussies. And you get ****ed by penis, just like a pussy, and you're a bitch ass, so...

"Horrid", ha. I have around 7000 records that state otherwise. I don't want to go all Ubeja on you, though, so I'll stop and let you stew in your boyfriend's leaky ass juices...