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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

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Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:57 PM   #5056
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:57 PM   #5057
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No it won't. He's a strife junkie.
LOL, guilty as charged. But I love you anyways.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:10 PM   #5058
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:11 PM   #5059
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87. Dartgod
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Dartgod is basically good for one thing on this forum, and that is his annual gambling challenge contest. For that reason alone, he makes the list. Other than that, I find his posts to be awful, his football takes to be of the novice variety, and his obsession with Jimmy Buffett to be creepy. He's best friends online and offline with Frazod. They often go on double dates...and when the host asks them if they'd like a table or booth, they both start laughing nervously and request a table because there is no way those two fat ****s are fitting in a booth. You know when the one fat guy has to push the table in the booth towards the skinnier guy so he can fit in without his belly overflapping the table? Well they got into a 20 minute argument about who was getting the table pushed towards the other the one time they went to a restaurant with booths only and they had to end up sitting on the same side while their poor wives had a table shoved so close to them they had to eat with their elbows on the table, which is rude.

Pros: The aforementioned gambling challenge. Friendly enough to give the last slice of pizza to Frazod the last time they got together to watch an all day marathon of M*A*S*H. Dreams in color.

Cons: Has Frazod, Gonzo and Phobia on his friends list. So his friends consist of very large men who have wives that are total drama queen/wrist cutters that try and become father figures to degenerate forum posters in their low to mid 20s. He drives a Mercury and he's very large...so getting out of the driver seat is a chore. He has to do one of those awkward side shifting movements where he basically has to lay his head down in the passenger seat and put his feet out of the car door and then swing like a pendelum to get out of the car to prevent his large stomach from crushing the steering wheel. It's a horrid site to watch. Doesn't add sugar to his kool-aid because he thinks it helps him watch his figure and manage his diabetes. Has anyone ever forgotten sugar in their kool-aid? It's horrendous. Drink water, guy.

Outlook: Probably will be a steady 80s guy on the list as long as Gambling Challenge remains a thing. Probably should rock, paper, scissor Frazod when they ride in his mercury together because when they are both trying to get out of the car at the same time it looks like they are making out with their feet draping out of the car and it's really, really gay looking. And really funny at the same time. Well I guess if they went one at a time whoever got out first would look like they were giving the other one head so it's a lose/lose for them and a win/win for anyone lucky enough to watch two fatasses trying to get out of a ****ing Mercury.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:14 PM   #5060
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You know when the one fat guy has to push the table in the booth towards the skinnier guy so he can fit in without his belly overflapping the table?
How do you come up with this shit?
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:15 PM   #5061
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How do you come up with this shit?
I have a fat friend...
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:15 PM   #5062
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and when we sit in a booth, he has to push the table towards me...and it makes him feel very awkward when people look at him
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:28 PM   #5063
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:29 PM   #5064
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:31 PM   #5065
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:48 PM   #5066
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:52 PM   #5067
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:53 PM   #5068
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Can I ask why?

It's like a bad Gabriel Iglesias show. Regurgitated fat joke after awful fat joke. I understand he's attempting a theme with these posts, but they are getting tired and lame.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:56 PM   #5069
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I had this client who died a few months ago. He was morbidly obese to say the least. Anyways, I'd take him out in the community to help him with various tasks such as grocery shopping. His body was so oddly shaped in his stomach region. His belly hung down lower than it stuck out. It was like a giant fat-made cross between a leathery pouch and an apron. And it hung down, I shit you not, to his knees. When we'd go to a restaurant and sit in a booth, the table would be pushed towards me so closely to where I'd be feeling claustrophobic. And he would prop his fat apron-pouch on top of the table and stretch his upper back and neck frontwards to reach his food and eat it. When we'd leave, there would be grease stains all over the table from his stomach-pubic crevice region. It was so embarrassing and when I insisted to him that it was socially unacceptable to do it, he would become symptomatic, getting all shaky and shit and telling me he wouldn't be able to reach his food unless he did that.

I began taking him to Hy-Vee to eat every time we ate out (which was every time he went grocery shopping, so that worked out well). My original thoughts were that since they didn't have tables there, he wouldn't flop his belly thing on the table. I was wrong. And I encouraged him to try to eat at the table without putting his belly thing on the table and he became red in the face and became shaky and noticeably agitated and told me that he absolutely refused to eat like that because he wouldn't be able to reach his food.

I worked at that place with him as one of my clients (my primary client) for 5 years...I gave up on trying to get him to stop doing that after about 2 weeks of being employed there. So for 5 years, I was the guy in this town, who every Wednesday, shopped for groceries and went out to eat with this obese man, who obviously wasn't mentally stable, who would prop his fat, leathery apron-pouch belly on the table while he ate...leaving belly-grease marks behind when he left every...single...time. I wonder if people figured I was working or thought we were butt-buddies....?

This fat apron-pouch belly of his was visible to the public due to it hanging past his shirt. It reached his knees, no joke.

I heard this dude died roughly a month after I quit my job there. To be honest, I was pretty upset about it. I spent more time with that guy working on his personal needs affiliated goals, than I was able to spend with some of my own closest family members.

On a side note, this guy pooped his pants in my car literally countless times. It used to piss me off, but I got to the point where he and another client pooped their pants in my car so many times that I just became used to it and would ask calmly, "hey, did you poop your pants again?" They'd be honest with me if I asked calmly. I always made sure they helped me clean my car out every time it happened. The one client I chronicled in this post was always cool with it, but the other client would become all pissed off and act like they wanted to punch me if I insisted they help me clean their poop mess out of my car. Had to hold my ground on that shit (pun intended).

Now that I think back about it, man...I didn't realize how weird of a job that was while I was working there.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:59 PM   #5070
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Can I ask why?

It's like a bad Gabriel Iglesias show. Regurgitated fat joke after awful fat joke. I understand he's attempting a theme with these posts, but they are getting tired and lame.
ah so you're fat

it's ok guy, I realize you're a little hurt that you're not list worthy but if it makes you feel better...you're still irrelevant and if you never posted again no one would notice

seriously...if you never posted in this thread again, or on this board again...at no point would I think, "Gee, where has LoneWolf been?"

Therefore, GTFO, , and SOMD (s on my d)
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