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loochy 18 39.13%
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Old 07-16-2018, 09:41 AM   Topic Starter
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 24 - loochy versus Beef Supreme
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers
Starting Distance - 23 feet

loochy

Main Weapon - Trained attack falcon
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Main Weapon - Scalpel Bolas
Backup Weapon - Lasso

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You are made aware of a very small pit that is cleverly camouflaged with sharp spikes at the bottom that is relatively distant from the starting point of the match. Your opponent is unaware of said pit.
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Old 07-16-2018, 09:45 AM   #2
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Old 07-16-2018, 09:50 AM   #3
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Isn't Loochy nearly blind? He is not going to see that pit, fall in, get impaled, Falcon will feast on his blood.

But I love the New Weapon. I want a Falcon in Round 2 Please.

Waiting to vote after I hear the Gladiator Contestants.
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:07 AM   #4
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Isn't Loochy nearly blind? He is not going to see that pit, fall in, get impaled, Falcon will feast on his blood.

But I love the New Weapon. I want a Falcon in Round 2 Please.

Waiting to vote after I hear the Gladiator Contestants.
Nearly blind? LOLWUT? Are you basing this off of my responses to the "thick girls" thread?

I have the Falcon so I have no need to move at all.
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:05 AM   #5
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:10 AM   #6
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WTF is a scalpel bola? I'm going to have to google.
About 15000 years ago, South American hunters began making bolas by tying two or three golf ball sized, grooved stones to leather thongs that were joined together. Bolas, the Spanish word for balls, was the name Spanish conquistadors gave to the weapon.


So it's pretty much a flail with scalpel blades on it?


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Old 07-16-2018, 11:37 AM   #7
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About 15000 years ago, South American hunters began making bolas by tying two or three golf ball sized, grooved stones to leather thongs that were joined together. Bolas, the Spanish word for balls, was the name Spanish conquistadors gave to the weapon.


So it's pretty much a flail with scalpel blades on it?


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Old 07-16-2018, 04:09 PM   #8
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About 15000 years ago, South American hunters began making bolas by tying two or three golf ball sized, grooved stones to leather thongs that were joined together. Bolas, the Spanish word for balls, was the name Spanish conquistadors gave to the weapon.


So it's pretty much a flail with scalpel blades on it?


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How is this possible? Jjchieffan told me the earth is only 5000 years old.
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Old 07-16-2018, 04:21 PM   #9
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How is this possible? Jjchieffan told me the earth is only 5000 years old.
damn, den i wuz rong, yo
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:06 AM   #10
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:10 AM   #11
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If a scalpel bola is one of these, but with scalpels ....



... I am taking out some mall shoppers and giving no ****s.
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:13 AM   #12
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Gotta go with the beef on this one and it's not even close.

I'm sorry loochy. If it makes you feel better you can lie next to me in the dead CP gladiator corpse pit.
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:18 AM   #13
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:58 AM   #14
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I haven't voted yet.

Loochy, please describe how your Falcon is going to kill Beef Supreme
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Old 07-16-2018, 02:33 PM   #15
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I haven't voted yet.

Loochy, please describe how your Falcon is going to kill Beef Supreme
The falcon will fly in and attack his face...because it's a "trained attach falcon."

Beef Supreme is untrained with his flail and will probably end up slicing himself up as much as the bird. Then all I have to do is walk up and stand on his skull and crush it.
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