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Old 08-14-2019, 02:18 PM   Topic Starter
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What a deal I just got!
About 15 years ago I bought one of those really nice Kirby vacuums from a door to door Kirby salesman. I think I paid around $1200. I've been happy with it and it still runs perfect.

Well about 6 months ago I decided to browse through this pawn shop and they just happened to have 3 or 4 of them priced from around $150-$200. I said to myself. "That's interesting". I left the store without grabbing anything as I was just do the curiosity visit anyway.

Well, last week I decided to go in to see if they had a cordless sawzall. Which they had several and I bought one with a 6 month no questions asked warranty for $40.

Anyway , they had a clearance section with two of the Kirbys. $17 and $22. I had them run them and they both run perfect so now I have 3 which is great because the wife never liked me taking it over to clean a rental. Now I have 2 spares bought for Rentals which makes them a business expense and a tax deduction.

Which now just triggered a thought. i wonder if I could hire a hooker to clean a house and write it off as a business expense.

Anyway Boy am I happy!
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:22 PM   #2
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Which now just triggered a thought. i wonder if I could hire a hooker to clean a house and write it off as a business expense.

Anyway Boy am I happy!
As a tax professional, yes you could hire a hooker for cleaning your rental and write that off as a business expense. Tax code only cares if you paid her for cleaning. If she cleans your pipe as well, that's just a bonus.
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:25 PM   #3
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As a tax professional, yes you could hire a hooker for cleaning your rental and write that off as a business expense. Tax code only cares if you paid her for cleaning. If she cleans your pipe as well, that's just a bonus.
Boy, this changes life as I know it.

Hey scho63 you need to go buy a rental property. You listenen!!!!
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:25 PM   #4
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Hey scho63 you need to go buy a rental property. You listenen!!!!
The hookers are contracted labor. The blow is office supplies.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:47 AM   #5
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Boy, this changes life as I know it.

Hey scho63 you need to go buy a rental property. You listenen!!!!
Who do you think does my taxes and bookkeeping for $400 an hour?
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:25 PM   #6
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:27 PM   #7
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:30 PM   #8
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I had to google that. They had lots of that type stuff though. I'll go look tomorrow if you'd like.
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Old 08-14-2019, 02:34 PM   #9
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I had to google that. They had lots of that type stuff though. I'll go look tomorrow if you'd like.
Just joking. Frank Zappa reference.

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Did you get a deal on the extra vacuums or just get royally ripped off by the first?

Back in the day Kirby was synonymous with vacuum cleaners.
Sort of like Band-Aids being a temporary wound dressing cover, osIt.

3 decades ago, who else was there? Sure weren’t any Dyson, lol. And I don’t remember Hoover being that big yet?
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