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Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
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This has to be one of our CP Florida peeps...
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2...ium%3Dsharebar
New details released after oral sex in SUV leads to head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale Man, woman were unconscious when they were pulled from vehicle, officials say FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A traffic report obtained Wednesday by Local 10 News reveals more details about a head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale that officials said resulted from a woman performing oral sex on the driver. The crash occurred just before 6:50 p.m. June 2 on A1A and 19th Street. According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue officials, a 20-year-old woman inside an SUV was performing oral sex on the 32-year-old driver when the driver crashed head-on with a FedEx truck. The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was heading south on A1A as the FedEx driver was heading north. Officials said two Fort Lauderdale police officers witnessed the SUV crossing from the southbound lanes over the double yellow line into the path of the delivery truck, causing the vehicles to collide head-on. The officers broke the windows of the SUV to help the driver and passenger, who were both unconscious but breathing, the report stated. First responders said the couple was naked and the man suffered injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash. Both the driver and victim were transported to Broward Health Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries. According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue, the FedEx driver and his passenger sustained minor injuries in the crash. The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was found to be at fault and both vehicles were towed due to the damage sustained in the crash. |
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C Chiefs once a year!
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Supporter
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Pffff...what a noob.
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Politically Incorrect
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I heard the accident was caused by a blown tranny
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The talking stonehead
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Pissed off now Joboo
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Not a single reference to "The World According to GARP"?
Place is slipping....
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Ha. That was the first thing I thought of but couldn't remember the movie
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Greatest Show on Earth
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I actually have a friend who was in a similar accident. I guess she was giving her fiancé head and he rear ended someone.
What a ****ing dipshit lol |
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Someone pass the antifreeze
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Wasn’t me.
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I have to say, there's just something different about road head.
I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing. |
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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It's really great when you pass a tractor trailer
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C Chiefs once a year!
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That’s the last time I give Billay’s mom a ride home.
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Just a li'l Evel
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Did they need the jaws of life to retract them from the vehicle?
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