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Old 06-23-2022, 08:26 AM  
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New details released after oral sex in SUV leads to head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale

Man, woman were unconscious when they were pulled from vehicle, officials say

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A traffic report obtained Wednesday by Local 10 News reveals more details about a head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale that officials said resulted from a woman performing oral sex on the driver.

The crash occurred just before 6:50 p.m. June 2 on A1A and 19th Street.
According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue officials, a 20-year-old woman inside an SUV was performing oral sex on the 32-year-old driver when the driver crashed head-on with a FedEx truck.

The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was heading south on A1A as the FedEx driver was heading north.

Officials said two Fort Lauderdale police officers witnessed the SUV crossing from the southbound lanes over the double yellow line into the path of the delivery truck, causing the vehicles to collide head-on.

The officers broke the windows of the SUV to help the driver and passenger, who were both unconscious but breathing, the report stated.

First responders said the couple was naked and the man suffered injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash.

Both the driver and victim were transported to Broward Health Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue, the FedEx driver and his passenger sustained minor injuries in the crash.

The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was found to be at fault and both vehicles were towed due to the damage sustained in the crash.
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Old 06-23-2022, 10:28 AM   #16
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Did he finish at least?
He was probably right in the middle of finishing when he swerved over into oncoming traffic.
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Old 06-23-2022, 10:39 AM   #17
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How many blow jobs are given in America on an average day?
Do you see how miserable and angry people are these days? Whatever the number is, it's clearly not enough.
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Old 06-23-2022, 11:00 AM   #18
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Old 06-23-2022, 11:35 AM   #19
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I heard the accident was caused by a blown tranny
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Old 06-23-2022, 11:46 AM   #20
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the man suffered injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash.
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It sounds like he may have busted a nut.
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:16 PM   #21
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:26 PM   #22
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:31 PM   #23
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I actually have a friend who was in a similar accident. I guess she was giving her fiancé head and he rear ended someone.

What a ****ing dipshit lol
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:51 PM   #24
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:55 PM   #25
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I have to say, there's just something different about road head.

I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing.
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Old 06-23-2022, 01:09 PM   #26
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Old 06-23-2022, 01:28 PM   #27
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I have to say, there's just something different about road head.

I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing.
You should try crashing into something during road head. It'll make you pass out.
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Old 06-23-2022, 01:28 PM   #28
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Old 06-23-2022, 03:16 PM   #29
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