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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:56 PM   #166
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I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
My girl can't wrestle but you should see her box.
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:57 PM   #167
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:58 PM   #168
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I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".
Ok but that's your problem. Not everyone elses.

It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream.
There's chocolate.
Or vanilla with sprinkles.

Or a goddamn apple.
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:58 PM   #169
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #170
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This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #171
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:00 PM   #172
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Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
I don't wear pajamas.
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:00 PM   #173
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
that is ****ing hilarious!
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:01 PM   #174
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Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:03 PM   #176
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Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
I wish we were doing secret santa.

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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
You can do it put your ass into it... Or is it back into it how the song goes?
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Oh wow. I'm...I'm...I'm totally getting one of those!
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
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cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
That's actually her name for her vagina.
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