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Old 04-14-2021, 05:32 AM  
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Miami stripper arrested for squirting

Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

http://https://worldnewsdailyreport....-self-defense/
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Old 04-14-2021, 07:02 AM   #16
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Old 04-14-2021, 07:03 AM   #17
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Old 04-14-2021, 07:10 AM   #18
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Old 04-14-2021, 07:18 AM   #19
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Old 04-14-2021, 07:19 AM   #20
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Old 04-14-2021, 08:33 AM   #21
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Old 04-14-2021, 08:34 AM   #22
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Old 04-14-2021, 08:36 AM   #23
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Old 04-14-2021, 09:15 AM   #25
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Old 04-14-2021, 10:24 AM   #27
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Old 04-14-2021, 10:33 AM   #28
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Old 04-14-2021, 10:40 AM   #29
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Simmons’s attorney, Alan Smith, argued that his client acted in self-defense and used her vagina, not as a deadly weapon, but in the “appropriate boundaries of her working skills and abilities.
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