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Old 09-20-2019, 09:49 AM  
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I have never been to Uranus
...but my mom was born in Uranus. My Dad was dropped of by Voyager II there and they met at the Intergallactic Fudge Factory. Dad was thrown out of one of the rings by a methane blast, yep, dad trying to win the $$$$$ for lasting a round, he didn't. But he did land at my moms feet, I guess it was...hi

When I think of Uranus it is the fudge and then methane, some historically great stuff there, talking the 13 known rings, 27 moons, almost 2 billion miles from the sun, and it's damn gassy.

I grew up a long way from Uranus...
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:54 PM   #16
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Old 09-20-2019, 03:06 PM   #17
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Me and some buddies were out drinking rot gut wine cruising down Montcliff Avenue in a little town just west of Aquilonia the capital of Uranus.

We spotted some long tall Saturnites 8 feet of pure delight, they were heading to the Zanzibar Club, so we followed them in.

The bouncer was a Venusian, cat was at least 12 feet tall and well over a 1000 pounds of muscle, when he growled........be cool assholes....we could only nod a....ok.

So we ordered a pitcher of Davion wine, the best wine in the galaxy, it's only found in a valley on Davionia.

The lucious Saturnites.......lesbians.

Anyway.......

As we started to drink, the MC stepped to the mic on the bandstand and....

Ok all you freaks and geeks, the one and only....BO DIDDLEY!


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Old 09-20-2019, 03:21 PM   #18
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Old 09-20-2019, 04:44 PM   #19
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Who hasn't been to Uranus? You wouldn't believe the stories I could tell about Uranus nights wandering the streets in search of Miss Tonight.
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:28 PM   #20
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:35 PM   #21
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But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie
Yo yo, this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:42 PM   #22
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:46 PM   #23
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'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie
Well I'm Jimmy Pop, here in a jiffy, heat me up and add oil. I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil. I get under your skin and I sebaceously form. I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn!
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Yum....could easily house 5 or 6 of those in one sitting. Where's that from?
Pappa Don's Pizza in Fort Scott ks


Its freaking good man. I'd like to go back just for that pizza but also wangs at Sharkeys.
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Old 09-21-2019, 03:51 AM   #28
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Its freaking good man. I'd like to go back just for that pizza but also wangs at Sharkeys.
no shit?? they never had that when i was there.

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!
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