Funny Stuff Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat - Page 4

scho63 · 03-23-2019, 11:08 AM

HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert.

Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs!

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/

Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records.

Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police.

The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said.

Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records.

Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show.

Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state.

Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show.

During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records.

While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement.

Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added.

According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him.

Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said.

Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show.

Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said.

Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records.

Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.

raidersnumber1 · 03-24-2019, 11:04 PM

My nibba took "pussy is pussy" to a new level.

Al Bundy · 03-25-2019, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Hah..my parents just moved back from Mesa last Nov...they were transferred down their for their job until they both retired last fall (both worked at same occupation).

Both of them hated it...I don't blame 'em. Mesa is a borderline 3rd world country.

I did like some of the eats down there...The Keg, Portillos and In n Out, Baby Kay's. Parents did get me a tee time at the TPC Stadium golf course for Xmas gift when I visited there. That was a fun beautiful course.

They're happy to be back in KC now. Their end game is to find a house on Lake of the Ozarks

Talk about a borderline 3rd world country.

Al Bundy · 03-25-2019, 09:19 AM

BTW this is some Ted Nugent type of stuff, we know how he got the Cat Scratch Fever.

lcarus · 03-25-2019, 09:24 AM

Once he realized that cat wasn't coming off of his knob his only recourse was to say the cat raped him

stumppy · 03-25-2019, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Once he realized that cat wasn't coming off of his knob his only recourse was to say the cat raped him

#meow too

Fish · 03-25-2019, 11:10 AM

Not to be "That guy." But did you see how the little slut was dressed?

Hydrae · 03-25-2019, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

https://youtu.be/QnkrL42R7gk

That is a great routine and one of the funniest I have ever heard! Literally laughed so hard I was crying when I first heard it.

Kiimo · 03-25-2019, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Dont male cats have like mini microscopic barbs on their dicks to help keep it "locked in" lol, so when they pull out it it hurts the female cat? That's why it always sounds like murder when cats mate?

Since nobody else answered you, yes this is true. That "wrong hole" video was put up by an idiot.

vailpass · 03-25-2019, 03:16 PM

Holy shit Fish.

SuperBowl4 · 03-25-2019, 03:22 PM

HELLO KITTY - Avril Lavigne - Crank it! k-k-k-kawaii!!

03-23-2019, 11:08 AM
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2811110	Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert. Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs! https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/ Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records. Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police. The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said. Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records. Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show. Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state. Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show. During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records. While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement. Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added. According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him. Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said. Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show. Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said. Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records. Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.
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