Life The Divorce update! - Page 5

burt · 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

keg in kc · 07-07-2009, 10:01 AM

WilliamTheIrish · 07-07-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!..

Just change your name to burtgirl.

**Lumpy** · 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I think they did the rest of the testing when I had to drink that gross crap for the Glucose test. But hell if I can remember.

Ah yes... the orange crap!

I had to take the Glucose test twice b/c I ended up getting pissed-off at the first dr I was seeing.

Katipan · 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I know most women do not want to be alone. Especially pregnant women.

No offense to Burt who I think is a dreamboat sex kitten, but they aren't together for a reason. It is socially acceptable to be a single mother these days. And I have never found my children to be a deterent to the male population.

At least the portion of the male population that choose to be interested in me.

**TinyEvel** · 07-07-2009, 10:04 AM

You and Claythan should start a club.

Cash Cow · 07-07-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

She cheated on him and is carrying another man's baby.

OMFG!

**BigRedChief** · 07-07-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

SHE says that she broke it off with him. I believe that he broke it off with her, when she became available and pregnant with his child!

And then you have sex with her? Dude, thats so wrong on so many levels.

**Skip Towne** · 07-07-2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

No offense to Burt who I think is a dreamboat sex kitten, but they aren't together for a reason. It is socially acceptable to be a single mother these days. And I have never found my children to be a deterent to the male population.

At least the portion of the male population that choose to be interested in me.

Did your kids like Endelt?

burt · 07-07-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

And then you have sex with her? Dude, thats so wrong on so many levels.

Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!

burt · 07-07-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

You and Claythan should start a club.

I have to add your name to the list of asses to kick!

**BigRedChief** · 07-07-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!

OHHH I have had many negative personal experiences when I let the little head do the thinking for the big head.....but still...

L.A. Chieffan · 07-07-2009, 10:20 AM

burt, you should take some more lithium. or have a diet coke. some caffeine might get you out of this slump

Dr. Johnny Fever · 07-07-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

Congratulations to your wife.

This

JOhn · 07-07-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

Ever hear...."A stiff dick has no conscious".....and it was a great decision....long term!

I understand exactly what your talking about. Did the ex 3 times after we seperated, first 2 times mainly because I was still in love with her. But the last time was the best as She had addmited by that point she was Happy with her new BF, and if confirmed to me she was still a CHEATING HO!!!

And like you if confirmed to me at that point there was better out there.

Katipan · 07-07-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Did your kids like Endelt?

Of course.

My husband did too.

07-07-2009, 08:47 AM
burt Draconian Warlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drakonia Casino cash: $9210755	The Divorce update! Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent! So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time! The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye! Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!
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