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Old 06-24-2021, 07:54 AM  
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When I first saw this headline, I immediately thought it was a story from The Onion. Nope. It's legit. First stop for this tour was in Springfield last night. Springfield, a place where people will apparently believe anything.

Also, I don't know how to get the video from the news page to here. You've got to go to the link and watch the interview with the "leader." Seriously. Do it. It includes bird poop being a liquid tracking device, and that every bird is assigned a human. And, of course, their research includes confessions from the CIA, and the dude wouldn't say anything he couldn't prove in a court of law.



https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-ne...b-SEu-qMY2GsFc

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Several people gathered at Park Central Square in Downtown Springfield to attend the “Birds Aren’t Real” rally on Wednesday, June 23.

According to Peter Mcindoe, with the Birds Arent Real movement, all birds in the United States were killed by the government and replaced by federal drones.

“What makes me think that? I think the evidence is all around us, birds sit on power lines, we believe they’re charging on power lines, we believe that bird poop on cars is liquid tracking apparatus.”

The movement is currently on tour, and Springfield was its first stop.
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Old 06-24-2021, 08:36 AM   #16
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Old 06-24-2021, 08:47 AM   #17
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if anyone asks if I'm the one who told you this, I'll deny it. If I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whackd. Remember: Big Bird is always watching.
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Old 06-24-2021, 08:57 AM   #18
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This has been around for a while.

There are also people that believe that the state of Wyoming doesn’t exist.
I've been there. It doesn't.
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Old 06-24-2021, 08:57 AM   #19
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God dammit, you had to let that cat out of the bag, didn't ya
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Old 06-24-2021, 09:00 AM   #20
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Old 06-24-2021, 09:07 AM   #22
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Old 06-24-2021, 09:12 AM   #23
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Old 06-24-2021, 09:19 AM   #24
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kid2 says it comes from a tik tok video.

social media rots their brains
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kid2 says it comes from a tik tok video.

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Yeah, pretty sure this is a tongue in cheek sort of thing. Sadly, it's hard to be sure of satire these days.

From their #Poultrygate page:
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Many politicians & elites are involved with the Bird Drone Surveillance crisis. Some notable names are Ted Cruz, and Bill Gates.
The government has hollowed out countless mountains in the U.S., using the empty innards of them as factories to build bird drones. To complete this massive renovation project, they recruited the help of Ty Pennington (of Extreme Home Makeover fame).
Many in the highest ranks of our society are admitted Ornithiphiles. They not only love birds, they are obsessed with the avian species.
Damn you, Ty Pennington!
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