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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


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Old 11-06-2018, 04:06 PM   #1861
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Great one. I didn't even think of Warner given how old he was at the time.

I was always amazed at how he'd throw these perfectly accurate passes that would flop around like a wounded duck in the air. I've never seen such an accurate QB throw such a goddamn ugly ass looking pass.
Funny enough, that's pretty much the first thing I think about with Warner as well. Those slow-mo videos of Holt or Bruce running right under one of those wobbly ass dimes that Warner threw.

Nothing about Warner made sense. He might be proof of a loving deity. Warner or the CP Girly Thread...
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Old 11-06-2018, 04:07 PM   #1862
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Kurt Warner was amazing. I also love how much he loves Mahomes.

His passes did wobble though, that's true
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:35 PM   #1863
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GOD LEVEL

GOD. LEVEL.

This is the play I was mentioning. I was absolutely livid with Harris.
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:44 PM   #1864
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The craziest thing about that play is he isn't even looking at that DE.

He starts his pump fake as soon as he turns his head which means he had him in his peripheral vision the whole time.

His "feel" for pressure around him is incredible.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:58 PM   #1865
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This is the play I was mentioning. I was absolutely livid with Harris.
No way Harris should be the screen guy, blocking yes but not catching.
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:01 PM   #1866
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No way Harris should be the screen guy, blocking yes but not catching.
he should of been expecting that throw at least... my mother would of caught that with her nuts man.
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:10 PM   #1867
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:16 PM   #1868
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he should of been expecting that throw at least... my mother would of caught that with her nuts man.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:36 PM   #1869
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Kurt Warner was amazing. I also love how much he loves Mahomes.

His passes did wobble though, that's true
Hell man, his ugly ass wobbly passes were part of his charm. Didn't really seem to hurt him that much. If anything hurt him it's that he fumbled too much.

I mean, if he's dropping it right in the perfect place, who cares? It's like they were guided to the proper place by the football gods.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:39 PM   #1870
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The craziest thing about that play is he isn't even looking at that DE.

He starts his pump fake as soon as he turns his head which means he had him in his peripheral vision the whole time.

His "feel" for pressure around him is incredible.
He's got Dan Marino's pocket presence.

Ask Bruce Smith. Dude had eyes in the back of his head. He just knew.

The guy was constructed in a laboratory. There's no way this is a natural human being. Are we sure his dad is REALLY Pat Mahomes, and not.. like... Zeus?

He's football Jesus. The savior of chiefs fans. Taking on the sins of the franchise and blinding us with his glory.

Too far?

Nah.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:45 PM   #1871
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This is the play I was mentioning. I was absolutely livid with Harris.
I can actually understand why it ****ed with Harris.

Guys will learn. Never doubt his ability to get the ball out.

Let me ask you, in ALL of these 9 games... how many times have you seen Patrick Mahomes get a ball swatted by a rusher? Has it even happened?

I can't think of once, but maybe it did.

Yanno how many ****ing 3rd downs I watched with that other guy where the ball would just be like *smack* at the LOS.

****ing NEVER happens anymore.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:46 PM   #1872
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I can actually understand why it ****ed with Harris.

Guys will learn. Never doubt his ability to get the ball out.

Let me ask you, in ALL of these 9 games... how many times have you seen Patrick Mahomes get a ball swatted by a rusher? Has it even happened?

I can't think of once, but maybe it did.

Yanno how many ****ing 3rd downs I watched with that other guy where the ball would just be like *smack* at the LOS.

****ing NEVER happens anymore.
And dipshits used to blame that on the OL

After Mahomie retires this fan base will have IMPOSSIBLY high standards for QB play. I weep for our next QB.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:48 PM   #1873
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And dipshits used to blame that on the OL

After Mahomie retires this fan base will have IMPOSSIBLY high standards for QB play. I weep for our next QB.
I swear to ****ing god I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

As of right now, I'm still just amazed every week... but at some point I WILL start taking his awesomeness for granted and the next guy... well. Poor bastard.
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:51 PM   #1874
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And dipshits used to blame that on the OL

After Mahomie retires this fan base will have IMPOSSIBLY high standards for QB play. I weep for our next QB.
I'll be in my 50s and drunk on years of success.

Bitching about the next quarterback will be my kids jobs. I've earned this goddammit and frankly they should have to go through it as well...
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:57 PM   #1875
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I'll be in my 50s and drunk on years of success.

Bitching about the next quarterback will be my kids jobs. I've earned this goddammit and frankly they should have to go through it as well...
Exactly. I'm 37. I've been WAITING for this guy for 30 years.

Like I care what 52 year old whitewhale thinks.

But I mean.. this is his first year. AT some point I'll take it for granted. I'm only human.

Most of my family, I shit you not, are PATRIOT fans. In ****ing Kansas. You know how much I despise that? You think any of them were patriot fans in the 90's? NO! They were ****ing BUFFALO BILLS FANS!

I suffered. I earned this. I never acknowledge them as pats fans. I always ask them about their Bills. Pisses them off that people keep reminding them they're fairweather bitches.
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