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FAX · 03-29-2010, 05:45 AM

I'm tired of bad Chiefs news.....

I thought it would be a good idea for a thread on the Crazy-Man.

Are you crazy? Have you done anything crazy? Flipped your wig? Loco en la cabeza? Taken the wacky train? A few beans short of a tostada?

Hear voices? Slam your dick in the fridge on Thursdays? Your ex have a baby? Post endless, confusing surveys? Think you're Mr. DaneMcCloud?

Let us know.

FAX

Over-Head · 03-29-2010, 05:47 AM

I'm certifiable!!
I keep hearing these voices in my head saying things like
JR will become a league MVP
The Raiders will go undefeated to a super bowl victory
Al Davis is a master mind

If I ain't ****en mad NO ONE IS!!!

seclark · 03-29-2010, 07:40 AM

in!
agreed to take the wife to cancun in may. going to travel w/her brother and his wife. also two nieces(both crazy as f@ckin bedbugs).

spur of the moment deal...they started talking about it friday, i said no. talked more about it saturday. i said no freaking way. made reservations last night.

nice to know who makes the decisions at the sec ranch

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MOhillbilly · 03-29-2010, 07:47 AM

I USED TO TALK TO MY FISTS WHEN I GOT ANGRY.

MOhillbilly · 03-29-2010, 08:04 AM

But they always started the conversation.

I WIN.

big nasty kcnut · 03-29-2010, 08:07 AM

I'm a guy who somewhat crazy. I say things just to freak out people.

threebag · 03-29-2010, 08:14 AM

Well it all starts with lurking here

Then after that its easy to be a dick to everyone.

Then everyone thinks you are crazy. Plus I like to lick carpet.

**ExtremeChief** · 03-29-2010, 08:43 AM

As the voices in my head have told you countless times... no, I'm not crazy.

**Rain Man** · 03-29-2010, 08:55 AM

Not me. I'm perfectly normal. If I was crazy, there's no way I could retain my crown as the King of Belgium.

Ebolapox · 03-29-2010, 09:05 AM

I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!

**Bwana** · 03-29-2010, 09:09 AM

It depends who you ask.

Fat Elvis · 03-29-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

I'm a guy who somewhat crazy. I say things just to freak out people.

Things like, "I respect and admire Glen Beck and Sarah Palin."

Planetman · 03-29-2010, 09:44 AM

I'm running with scissors!

Goldmember · 03-29-2010, 10:04 AM

Have you ever gotten drunk in college, out in the country at night, then took your clothes off, then had your friends chase you down the road in the car trying to steal your clothes and leave you out there naked and alone, then, in an effort to evade them, ran wildly across a field into a rusty barbed wire fence and gotten stuck on it? I thought so.

**Dartgod** · 03-29-2010, 10:07 AM

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane

03-29-2010, 05:45 AM
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Crazy-Man Corner I'm tired of bad Chiefs news..... I thought it would be a good idea for a thread on the Crazy-Man. Are you crazy? Have you done anything crazy? Flipped your wig? Loco en la cabeza? Taken the wacky train? A few beans short of a tostada? Hear voices? Slam your dick in the fridge on Thursdays? Your ex have a baby? Post endless, confusing surveys? Think you're Mr. DaneMcCloud? Let us know. FAX
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03-29-2010, 05:47 AM	#2
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	I'm certifiable!! I keep hearing these voices in my head saying things like JR will become a league MVP The Raiders will go undefeated to a super bowl victory Al Davis is a master mind If I ain't ****en mad NO ONE IS!!! __________________ ...Illegitimus non Carborundum est...
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03-29-2010, 07:40 AM	#3
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1729900	in! agreed to take the wife to cancun in may. going to travel w/her brother and his wife. also two nieces(both crazy as f@ckin bedbugs). spur of the moment deal...they started talking about it friday, i said no. talked more about it saturday. i said no freaking way. made reservations last night. nice to know who makes the decisions at the sec ranch. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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03-29-2010, 07:47 AM	#4
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	I USED TO TALK TO MY FISTS WHEN I GOT ANGRY. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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03-29-2010, 08:04 AM	#5
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	But they always started the conversation. I WIN. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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03-29-2010, 08:07 AM	#6
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1660900	I'm a guy who somewhat crazy. I say things just to freak out people. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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03-29-2010, 08:14 AM	#7
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge Casino cash: $3051660	Well it all starts with lurking here Then after that its easy to be a dick to everyone. Then everyone thinks you are crazy. Plus I like to lick carpet.
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03-29-2010, 08:43 AM	#8
ExtremeChief Poser Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BFE, MO Casino cash: $9991344	As the voices in my head have told you countless times... no, I'm not crazy. __________________ When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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03-29-2010, 08:55 AM	#9
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3358491 VARSITY	Not me. I'm perfectly normal. If I was crazy, there's no way I could retain my crown as the King of Belgium. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-29-2010, 09:05 AM	#10
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $2129903	I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy! I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. I died. they buried me, there were worms. they tickled. it drove me crazy!
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03-29-2010, 09:09 AM	#11
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03-29-2010, 09:44 AM	#13
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03-29-2010, 10:04 AM	#14
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03-29-2010, 10:07 AM	#15
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