Dear Andy, protect your quarterback. Signed, everyone.

[Wallcrawler]

Andy Reid. Lot of ways to describe this man.

Innovator. Genius. Guru.

So how does a man deserving of these adjectives, who has coached for two decades plus, guiding now two separate franchises to host a hat trick of title games not understand that exposing the very reason your team transcends all others is UNFATHOMABLY stupid?

3rd n 1. Big bruising back in the game playing well. Best arm on the planet running the offense. Lets not hand it off though, let's call a designed run exposing our qb to a free shot that gets his head ripped off.

Why?

Mahomes isn't going to back off from the call, and the guy puts a bullseye on his back enough with his own scrambles down field. Its YOUR JOB to protect your quarterback.

Why the **** are you calling designed qb running plays? He was already dinged and limping around. You cannot honestly believe that THIS was the only way you could get one yard on this trash defense.

15 is the reason KC is favored in every contest.

15 covers MANY of your warts as a play caller and time manager.

15 is the guy who saved your coaching legacy, bringing you a championship that eluded you for years, because your other quarterbacks could not overcome your post season pant shitting.

Why you choose to put 15 in harms way intentionally is beyond any sane line of thinking. It isnt like you have an o line that can protect him. You have a former #1 and a bunch of JAGS up front trying their best to just not look like a reerun trying to **** a doorknob.

Every time he drops back, he has to run for his life already, so to just throw him into the teeth of the defense, intentionally, is simply unfathomably stupid.

Take a look at your incredible 3 point performance in the second half against the terrible Browns defense. That's how far an innovative, guru genius like you is going to get with Chad ****ing Henne.

So please. For all of us, pal.

Take care of your ****ing quarterback.

[Titty Meat]

This thread sucks

[scho63]

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[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by seamonster

Jelly legs. That's a sure sign the brain stem got wobbled. But I digress. It was just dizziness.

He got knocked the **** out dude. lol. "dizziness"...

Dr. Semenmonster with the neuro diagnosis.

It’s got to be a difficult task to knock #petethings off the Mt. Rushmore of Poster Idiocy, but after drafting him for a few thousand posts, lurking behind halfcan, and going shoulder to shoulder with wallcrawler on the final turn, it looks like you’re ready overtake him down the stretch in a race that is just too close to call.

Good luck.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Dr. Semenmonster with the neuro diagnosis.

It’s got to be a difficult task to knock #petethings off the Mt. Rushmore of Poster Idiocy, but after drafting him for a few thousand posts, lurking behind halfcan, and going shoulder to shoulder with wallcrawler on the final turn, it looks like you’re ready overtake him down the stretch in a race that is just too close to call.

Good luck.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Wallcrawler,

Eat **** pie, queer.

Signed,

Everyone

[J Diddy]

I'm pretty sure Andy is thanking God for you posting this.

[Wallcrawler]

When the qb becomes a runner, all the rules that protect him go out the window. Its a free shot on the qb. Defenses reading an option play, they're going to light up the qb regardless of whether he pitches it or not if they have any ****ing sense.

Behind a great line, its dumb. Behind this frothy jar of ass we have posing as an offensive line, its ****ing insane.

But hey, let's keep opening Patrick up for guaranteed punishment to gain one ****ing yard because football. Or you know, NOT get the one yard and get him knocked out of the ****ing game.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

When the qb becomes a runner, all the rules that protect him go out the window. Its a free shot on the qb. Defenses reading an option play, they're going to light up the qb regardless of whether he pitches it or not if they have any ****ing sense.

Behind a great line, its dumb. Behind this frothy jar of ass we have posing as an offensive line, its ****ing insane.

But hey, let's keep opening Patrick up for guaranteed punishment to gain one ****ing yard because football. Or you know, NOT get the one yard and get him knocked out of the ****ing game.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Pat plays the way Pat plays. He could have pitched, he chose not to. What you're basically candyassing about is Reid give his qb, who is arguably the best player in the game, the ball and his choice on what to do with it.

He chose, shit happens when you play a contact sport, especially at that level. I'm not sure what you expect of Reid. Do you want him to triple pillow tampon strap him? Please show me the post last year when Pat runs against the Titans last year where you were vaginally effected.

FFS man.

[GloryDayz]

I think there's some middle ground here. Yes, Pat plays behind an O-line that's not going to get mentioned in any conversations about great O-lines, and that's sad, so Pat's not going to be able to be a pocket QB if he wanted to be. But he doesn't want to be, that's not his things, it's not in his DNA, it's simply not going to happen. So Andy and EB have designed plays and a system that works toward what's in his DNA, and that means he's going to be mobile, he's going to run, he's going to do things that put him in more danger than a traditional pocket QB. We have to deal with that. That being said, it also means we better have a decent backup ready to go because he's going to get dinged.

[htismaqe]

So basically the thread title should be edited to say "signed nobody. Except Wallcrawler."

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Pat plays the way Pat plays. He could have pitched, he chose not to. What you're basically candyassing about is Reid give his qb, who is arguably the best player in the game, the ball and his choice on what to do with it.

He chose, shit happens when you play a contact sport, especially at that level. I'm not sure what you expect of Reid. Do you want him to triple pillow tampon strap him? Please show me the post last year when Pat runs against the Titans last year where you were vaginally effected.

FFS man.

Titans game was a scramble. Not a designed run. Try to ****ing keep up. A scramble against double coverage on everyone is EXACTLY the same as plowing headlong into the los, amirite? Jesus ****ing Christ youre either intentionally obtuse, or really ****ing stupid.

And yes, In a playoff game, the hyper competetive Michael Jordan of football is going to pitch the football to the back for a 6 yard loss on 3rd n 1.

Did you even watch the play?

39 streaks straight to the back. Pitching was not an option if youre trying to get the first down.

Its a dumbass gadget play that Pat has scored twice on, and now we want to do the shit in the middle of the field, all but guaranteeing a big shot on the qb.

On the goal line at least the successful play ends after one yard. Its still stupid, but less risk of the hit if he squeaks in. No such luck in the mddle of the field.

Patrick's elusiveness frustrates the shit out of defenders. They can't get the clean shot on him. So lets just do them a favor right? Here you go boys, He's a running back now. Fire away.


There's ZERO reason for Mahomes to be getting put on the ground BY DESIGN. IDGAF if its contact sport or not.

We got multiple Rbs, and the sausage to throw at the los for ****s sake. As a "genius", the bevy of options Reid has makes his decision to use Pat as a RB inexcusable. Like THIS was the only way to get a yard.

But yeah, keep chest pounding about how smart it is to put your all universe qb in harms way.

When he lands funny and jams or separates his throwing shoulder, or breaks his collarbone, you can all console yourselves with the dumbass notion that "its just football" and wasn't at all avoidable.

He was the ONLY way we could run that ball. Lmmfao.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Titans game was a scramble. Not a designed run. Try to ****ing keep up.

And yes, In a playoff game, the hyper competetive Michael Jordan of football is going to pitch the football to the back for a 6 yard loss on 3rd n 1.

Did you even watch the play?

39 streaks straight to the back. Pitching was not an option if youre trying to get the first down.

Its a dumbass gadget play that Pat has scored twice on, and now we want to do the shit in the middle of the field, all but guaranteeing a big shot on the qb.

On the goal line at least the successful play ends after one yard. Its still stupid, but less risk of the hit if he squeaks in. No such luck in the mddle of the field.

Patrick's elusiveness frustrates the shit out of defenders. They can't get the clean shot on him. So lets just do them a favor right? Here you go boys, He's a running back now. Fire away.


There's ZERO reason for Mahomes to be getting put on the ground BY DESIGN. IDGAF if its contact sport or not.

We got multiple Rbs, and the sausage to throw at the los for ****s sake. As a "genius", the bevy of options Reid has makes his decision to use Pat as a RB inexcusable. Like THIS was the only way to get a yard.

But yeah, keep chest pounding about how smart it is to put your all universe qb in harms way.

When he lands funny and jams or separates his throwing shoulder, or breaks his collarbone, you can all console yourselves with the dumbass notion that "its just football" and wasn't at all avoidable.

He was the ONLY way we could run that ball. Lmmfao.

By alll means, don't run it with Mahomes on 3rd and 1.

Also, don't pickup the first down.

And then LOSE THE GAME.

JFC.

You don't remove plays from your playbook because somebody might get hurt. It's like trying to box with 1 hand tied behind your back.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Titans game was a scramble. Not a designed run. Try to ****ing keep up. A scramble against double coverage on everyone is EXACTLY the same as plowing headlong into the los, amirite? Jesus ****ing Christ youre either intentionally obtuse, or really ****ing stupid.

And yes, In a playoff game, the hyper competetive Michael Jordan of football is going to pitch the football to the back for a 6 yard loss on 3rd n 1.

Did you even watch the play?

39 streaks straight to the back. Pitching was not an option if youre trying to get the first down.

Its a dumbass gadget play that Pat has scored twice on, and now we want to do the shit in the middle of the field, all but guaranteeing a big shot on the qb.

On the goal line at least the successful play ends after one yard. Its still stupid, but less risk of the hit if he squeaks in. No such luck in the mddle of the field.

Patrick's elusiveness frustrates the shit out of defenders. They can't get the clean shot on him. So lets just do them a favor right? Here you go boys, He's a running back now. Fire away.


There's ZERO reason for Mahomes to be getting put on the ground BY DESIGN. IDGAF if its contact sport or not.

We got multiple Rbs, and the sausage to throw at the los for ****s sake. As a "genius", the bevy of options Reid has makes his decision to use Pat as a RB inexcusable. Like THIS was the only way to get a yard.

But yeah, keep chest pounding about how smart it is to put your all universe qb in harms way.

When he lands funny and jams or separates his throwing shoulder, or breaks his collarbone, you can all console yourselves with the dumbass notion that "its just football" and wasn't at all avoidable.

He was the ONLY way we could run that ball. Lmmfao.

I'm very glad that you aren't advising our coaches.

[straycash]

He'll play no matter what and flags will fly to protect him, pray that nothing happens to him, or it could have long term consequences ..

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by straycash

He'll play no matter what and flags will fly to protect him, pray that nothing happens to him, or it could have long term consequences ..

That's where we all are.