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View Poll Results: How many ketchup packets do you desire for a large order of McDonald's fries?
0 - Ketchup only masks the flavor of the fries. 22 32.35%
1 - I gently use ketchup as a garnish. 7 10.29%
2 - Ketchup enhances the flavor, but only if used in moderation. 4 5.88%
3 - I desire some coverage on my fries. 4 5.88%
4 - Fries are good. Ketchup is good. Together they're great. 15 22.06%
5 - I like ketchup. Give me a break. 4 5.88%
6 - This is America, where the ketchup flows down forested mountainsides. 4 5.88%
7 - Ketchup keeps my coat sleek and shiny. 2 2.94%
8 or more - The fries are merely a vehicle for the ketchup. 5 7.35%
I don't eat french fries. Please don't tell the government that I'm an alien. 1 1.47%
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Old 01-19-2021, 04:59 PM  
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Why are ketchup packets so small?

I mean, really. Why? One ketchup packet handles two french fries, maybe three. If I'm at McDonald's I have to grab a dozen packets to cover a large order of fries, and it makes me feel like a heel to do it.

And it's not even efficient. There's so little ketchup in each packet that 10 percent ends up on the packet where I tore it open due to surface tension or non-Newtonian flow or some other scientific principle. Who designed these things?

Is the problem me? Do I use too much ketchup? Or is the problem a society that makes me a villain for using ketchup?
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:01 PM   #2
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Shit. I used to know the reason for that. Think I saw it on "How Things Are Made," or something. Dang it, now I'm going to be thinking about that the rest of the day.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:01 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:02 PM   #4
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Never really thought about it, but you're absolutely right. It just so happens that the biggest super star athlete in the world probably also agrees with you. Need to get him to speak out for this meaningful cause.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:03 PM   #7
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Heinz dip and squeeze packets solve that problem. To bad I've only seen them at a couple places like Culver's and Chick-fil-A.
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Great french fries require no condiment!

Steak fries (Red Robin style) require a mix of both mustard and ketchup.

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I worship ketchup and eat it on steak. So I'm pretty much like Mahomes.
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Old 01-19-2021, 05:07 PM   #11
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I would think the packets are meant as a to go item. Cuts down on waste
Small doses for carryout. They are a pain to open


I cant eat ketchup anymore. Had a kid that would eat it with a spoon. I was done.
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I am with you on the application to fries. Dunk 'em. But one packet is the perfect size when applied to a bun. Much bigger on my burger would result in a messed up shirt, unless it is a red Chiefs shirt.

See that, I made it into a football thread.
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Heinz dip and squeeze packets solve that problem. To bad I've only seen them at a couple places like Culver's and Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, I was trying to remember where I've seen those. Any restaurant that offers those has me for life.

Well, unless I forget that they do it, of course.
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Heinz dip and squeeze packets solve that problem. To bad I've only seen them at a couple places like Culver's and Chick-fil-A.
Raising Cane's has them as well
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The Heinz ketchup cups, like you get a Chic-fil-et have more ketchup and are far better.
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