Chiefs Total Chiefs Psychopath Cracks Me Up on Facebook

**gblowfish** · 12-27-2013, 10:09 PM

I had a Facebook exchange today that totally cracked me up. This guy asked to "friend" me out of the blue a few weeks ago. He's one of those " Just drink the Red Kool Aid" Chiefs fans, like those who populate "Arrowhead Pride" and some of the other "Hear No Evil See No Evil Speak No Evil" Chiefs chat boards.

I (of course) hang out on Chiefs Planet, which is a comparatively unvarnished - and that's being kind- and certainly a more objective to downright critical site about the Chiefs. We argue all the time here, as you well know.

So anyway, this guy puts up this thread gushing about The Greatest Kicker in Chiefs History, Nick Lowery, and how under appreciated he is, and he should be in Canton and Blah Blah Blah.

All I said was "Will he slap me if I don't keep his balls warm?"

Then I mentioned that when given his chance to be a true hero, Lowery choked in the 1991 playoffs vs Miami. And so this guy starts sending me nasty messages and unfriended me like I'm the second coming of Kim Jong Il!

And I didn't even get a chance to ask him if Nick still loves Peter's...

Believe me, this poor bastard would get his stool seriously pushed in around this joint in a New York minute. It made me laugh, a really lot. So the moral of the story is, there's almost as many psychopaths out there on Facebook as we have here in the DC section, so be careful out there!

Here's a screen shot of the messages I got from him today. Enjoy!

WakkaWakka · 12-27-2013, 10:20 PM

Lol! That's the same douche who claimed he "knew a guy who knows Peyton Manning's agent" and said Manning to KC was a done deal. I called him out on it after he went to Dungver and the coward defriended me.

**gblowfish** · 12-27-2013, 10:23 PM

He's pretty much the Joseph Goebbels of Chiefs Fandom....

Imon Yourside · 12-27-2013, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WakkaWakka

Lol! That's the same douche who claimed he "knew a guy who knows Peyton Manning's agent" and said Manning to KC was a done deal. I called him out on it after he went to Dungver and the coward defriended me.

In all fairness, it was a done deal and Peyton was about to sign a contract here when Scott demanded he pick up a gum wrapper he had dropped to sign it...the rest is history..even though unknown.

**gblowfish** · 12-27-2013, 10:58 PM

When Frazod comes back, I'm going to ask him to try to friend this guy....

**lewdog** · 12-27-2013, 11:00 PM

Anyone with grammar like that can't be taken seriously.....EVER.

Discuss Thrower · 12-27-2013, 11:05 PM

The Chiefs might have the dumbest, ugliest fans by percentage compared to the rest of the league.

Dumbest by volume would be Dallas but still.. it's kinda embarrassing.

**The Franchise** · 12-27-2013, 11:14 PM

I can't stand reading a majority of the thoughts of Chiefs fans on FB. They are mostly filled up with bullshit and rainbows.

12-27-2013, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

The Chiefs might have the dumbest, ugliest fans by percentage compared to the rest of the league.

Dumbest by volume would be Dallas but still.. it's kinda embarrassing.

Just imagine how much worse it would be if I weren't here?

Deberg_1990 · 12-27-2013, 11:27 PM

There are always a certain segment of fans who think their team can do no wrong. I remember a cousin of mine cheering when Romeo was hired as HC. I skeptically pointed out his career coaching record. He wanted nothing to do with it and defriended me for rocking the boat I guess.

Rasputin · 12-27-2013, 11:38 PM

Nick Lowery HOF

12-27-2013, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

There are always a certain segment of fans who think their team can do no wrong.

Yeah. I call them "new fans" or "there for the tailgate" fans.

greg63 · 12-27-2013, 11:48 PM

That is, if nothing else, entertaining to read!

**TinyEvel** · 12-27-2013, 11:54 PM

I sometimes read the comments on Chief Concerns and KCchiefs groups on FB and it really makes me appreciate the (mostly) level-headed team opinion on this board.

The larger FB community is rife with too many homers who don't know sh*t about football. And this is coming from a guy (me) who admittedly doesn't know very much about football. I mean, I'm not a scholar of the game but at least I know how to follow the game and not fire or bench any one player who makes an error, nor run JC 52 times per game.

12-27-2013, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I sometimes read the comments on Chief Concerns

I banned myself from that group after I said something I considered to be pretty upbeat to a lady and she lost her mind on me followed immediately by at least 3 white knights.

12-27-2013, 10:09 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Total Chiefs Psychopath Cracks Me Up on Facebook I had a Facebook exchange today that totally cracked me up. This guy asked to "friend" me out of the blue a few weeks ago. He's one of those " Just drink the Red Kool Aid" Chiefs fans, like those who populate "Arrowhead Pride" and some of the other "Hear No Evil See No Evil Speak No Evil" Chiefs chat boards. I (of course) hang out on Chiefs Planet, which is a comparatively unvarnished - and that's being kind- and certainly a more objective to downright critical site about the Chiefs. We argue all the time here, as you well know. So anyway, this guy puts up this thread gushing about The Greatest Kicker in Chiefs History, Nick Lowery, and how under appreciated he is, and he should be in Canton and Blah Blah Blah. All I said was "Will he slap me if I don't keep his balls warm?" Then I mentioned that when given his chance to be a true hero, Lowery choked in the 1991 playoffs vs Miami. And so this guy starts sending me nasty messages and unfriended me like I'm the second coming of Kim Jong Il! And I didn't even get a chance to ask him if Nick still loves Peter's... Believe me, this poor bastard would get his stool seriously pushed in around this joint in a New York minute. It made me laugh, a really lot. So the moral of the story is, there's almost as many psychopaths out there on Facebook as we have here in the DC section, so be careful out there! Here's a screen shot of the messages I got from him today. Enjoy!
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12-27-2013, 10:20 PM	#2
WakkaWakka Lets Go Royals! Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $10014360	Lol! That's the same douche who claimed he "knew a guy who knows Peyton Manning's agent" and said Manning to KC was a done deal. I called him out on it after he went to Dungver and the coward defriended me. __________________ Royals \| Packers \| Fan of Sports in general
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12-27-2013, 10:23 PM	#3
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	He's pretty much the Joseph Goebbels of Chiefs Fandom....
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12-27-2013, 10:58 PM	#5
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	When Frazod comes back, I'm going to ask him to try to friend this guy....
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12-27-2013, 11:27 PM	#10
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $3914454	There are always a certain segment of fans who think their team can do no wrong. I remember a cousin of mine cheering when Romeo was hired as HC. I skeptically pointed out his career coaching record. He wanted nothing to do with it and defriended me for rocking the boat I guess. __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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12-27-2013, 11:38 PM	#11
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TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5457131	I sometimes read the comments on Chief Concerns and KCchiefs groups on FB and it really makes me appreciate the (mostly) level-headed team opinion on this board. The larger FB community is rife with too many homers who don't know sh*t about football. And this is coming from a guy (me) who admittedly doesn't know very much about football. I mean, I'm not a scholar of the game but at least I know how to follow the game and not fire or bench any one player who makes an error, nor run JC 52 times per game.
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