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Old 05-22-2007, 09:29 PM  
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Wow,what a way to go

So there you are teeing off with a few friends,looking forward to a nice game of golf and the next thing you know....

Golfer Killed After Cart Plunges 75 Feet Off Cliff

Poor bastard.

FALLBROOK, Calif. (AP) - A 65-year-old golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed into a road below, authorities said.

The man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course in northern San Diego County at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart.

The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said.

The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said. His name was not immediately released.

No one else was involved in the crash.

Investigators will inspect the golf cart for mechanical failures, Kerns said.
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Old 05-23-2007, 11:57 AM   #46
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I wonder if he replaced his divot.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:18 PM   #47
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The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said.
Talk about adding insult to injury... I understand the rule about keeping your cart on the cart path... but to ask him to leave the course over it is a bit much.






Ok,, that one was stretch
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:00 PM   #48
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:15 PM   #49
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:38 PM   #50
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:10 PM   #51
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Wow, I am sure his family would find all of these lame jokes funny.
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:12 PM   #52
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Have you ever posted anything that wasn't kvetching about someone elses posts?
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