Moms

**luv** · 06:56 PM

Moms are amazing. Mine amazes me by being able to call me and talk my ear off about absolutely nothing for a half an hour. She then proceeds to ask me why I'm not saying anything. She acts like I've wounded her or something when I don't have much to say.

1. She's talking nonstop.
2. She called me.
3. She just called me either yesterday or the day before. My life doesn't change much in that time frame.

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PastorMikH · 07-21-2006, 06:36 PM

I used to have problems with calling my mom and not being able to get her off the phone. She used to get jealouse because I didn't call her nearly as often as my grandparents or my dad. I call them and talk for 5-10 minutes, then I'm off the phone. No joke, one call to mom would cost more than 2 months of long distance to everyone else put together. 'Course she'd never call us either, she'd just wait until it was on our dime.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-21-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

My life doesn't chang much in that time frame.

Is Chang a new love interest for you?

**Iowanian** · 07-21-2006, 06:49 PM

Tell her outragous things for sport until she stops pushing.

Tell her an illegal immigrant Midget that tears tickets at the Tiltawirl paid you $1500 to take a dump on his chest.

ChiefFan31 · 07-21-2006, 06:52 PM

My Sister is good at this. We are close, but when she calls she just talks non-stop.

Kinda funny though, she knows she does it, and doesnt care and tells me as much.

Oh well. Its women, whatcha gonna do

milkman · 07-21-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Is Chang a new love interest for you?

I think "Chang" must be slang for penis, and she's telling us, and her mom, that she doesn't get much.

ck_IN · 07-21-2006, 06:56 PM

I'm fairly convinced that women are born with a 'guilt' gene. Upon giving birth the gene gets activated thereby giving the woman license to spread guilt to everyone she knows.

**luv** · 07-21-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefFan31

My Sister is good at this. We are close, but when she calls she just talks non-stop.

Kinda funny though, she knows she does it, and doesnt care and tells me as much.

Oh well. Its women, whatcha gonna do

She told me the same story three times. Only each of the last two times included details that she had forgotten the first time.

**luv** · 07-21-2006, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Tell her outragous things for sport until she stops pushing.

Tell her an illegal immigrant Midget that tears tickets at the Tiltawirl paid you $1500 to take a dump on his chest.

I'll just tell her I'm pregnant. That would get her going. I don't even think she thinks I've had sex yet.

ck_IN · 07-21-2006, 06:59 PM

Beter yet pregnant from that illegal Mexican immigrant midget.

**luv** · 07-21-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ck_IN

I'm fairly convinced that women are born with a 'guilt' gene. Upon giving birth the gene gets activated thereby giving the woman license to spread guilt to everyone she knows.

My mom got a really big guilt gene, then. Although, it never worked with my brother, so I get a double dose.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefFan31

My Sister is good at this. We are close, but when she calls she just talks non-stop.

Kinda funny though, she knows she does it, and doesnt care and tells me as much.

Oh well. Its women, whatcha gonna do

I thought my sister was my only sibling. I have a long-lost brother, too?

Megbert · 07-21-2006, 07:29 PM

My mom calls me to tell me she didn't have much to say and that nothing is going on. Then she tells me the same 2-3 stories over and over. Followed by the 2-3 min goodbye.

ChiefFan31 · 07-21-2006, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

She told me the same story three times. Only each of the last two times included details that she had forgotten the first time.

Yikes. at least I dont have to hear the same stuff twice. I will call her on it if that happens.

Reminds me of a guy at work. I swear he must have no memory. Loves to talk, but damn like the fourth or fifth time hearing the SAME damn story.....makes me start to look for a rope or something to hang myself with...

mikey23545 · 07-21-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefFan31

Yikes. at least I dont have to hear the same stuff twice. I will call her on it if that happens.

Reminds me of a guy at work. I swear he must have no memory. Loves to talk, but damn like the fourth or fifth time hearing the SAME damn story.....makes me start to look for a rope or something to hang myself with...

If that bothers you, don't ever hang out with drunks...

07-21-2006, 06:15 PM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6269600	Moms Moms are amazing. Mine amazes me by being able to call me and talk my ear off about absolutely nothing for a half an hour. She then proceeds to ask me why I'm not saying anything. She acts like I've wounded her or something when I don't have much to say. 1. She's talking nonstop. 2. She called me. 3. She just called me either yesterday or the day before. My life doesn't change much in that time frame. EDITED FOR SPELLING. Last edited by luv; 07-21-2006 at 06:56 PM..
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07-21-2006, 06:36 PM	#2
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9955087	I used to have problems with calling my mom and not being able to get her off the phone. She used to get jealouse because I didn't call her nearly as often as my grandparents or my dad. I call them and talk for 5-10 minutes, then I'm off the phone. No joke, one call to mom would cost more than 2 months of long distance to everyone else put together. 'Course she'd never call us either, she'd just wait until it was on our dime. __________________
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07-21-2006, 06:49 PM	#4
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4788454	Tell her outragous things for sport until she stops pushing. Tell her an illegal immigrant Midget that tears tickets at the Tiltawirl paid you $1500 to take a dump on his chest.
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07-21-2006, 06:52 PM	#5
ChiefFan31 Keeping a close eye Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $10004900	My Sister is good at this. We are close, but when she calls she just talks non-stop. Kinda funny though, she knows she does it, and doesnt care and tells me as much. Oh well. Its women, whatcha gonna do
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07-21-2006, 06:56 PM	#7
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I'm fairly convinced that women are born with a 'guilt' gene. Upon giving birth the gene gets activated thereby giving the woman license to spread guilt to everyone she knows. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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07-21-2006, 06:59 PM	#10
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Beter yet pregnant from that illegal Mexican immigrant midget. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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07-21-2006, 07:29 PM	#13
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	My mom calls me to tell me she didn't have much to say and that nothing is going on. Then she tells me the same 2-3 stories over and over. Followed by the 2-3 min goodbye.
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